The Simpsons

[Katsuya]

One of my favourite moments from the recent episodes:

[Josh]

Homer: Why do you mock me, O Lord?

Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up there.

Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but - mmm, sacrilicious.

[SlicedBread]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5COFXxMfakU

EDIT: Couldn't find a video but I loved the episode with Frank Grimes.

Grimes: I'm sorry, isn't that …

Homer: Yes, that's me, and the guy standing next to me is President Gerald Ford…..And this is when I was on tour with the Smashing Pumpkins…..Oh! And here's a picture of me in outer space.

Grimes: You? Went into outer space? You?

Homer: Sure. You've never been? Would you like to see my Grammy award?

[TheSqauredCircleMessiah]

"Oh...a Five THIRTEEN. Got it."

[Fudge]

"And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night."

[MalaCloudy Black]

"And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night."

That was just on last week! Good episode.

[Damian WayLNKe]

This thread has inspired me to watch all of the episodes. I thought about doing it when the show almost didn't get renewed a while.ago. I think I concluded back then that I stopped watching on a regular basis somewhere around season eleven or twelve. I don't want to look now so everything seems fresh when watching.

[Maxx]

Crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want know, it's a market we can do without.

[SilentBob2004]

I don't know why, but this has always been one of my favourite scenes..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I63kqpPpsn4&feature=g-vrec

[Lineker]

Duffless.

All of Duffless.

[METALMAN]

Oh, meltdown. It's one of these annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus!

[Katsuya]

"Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further"

"No, Mr. Simpson, don't take your anger out on me! Get back, get back! M-Mr. Simpson, noooooo!"

[apsham]

Marge vs. The Monorail is a friggin' amazing episode if only for:

http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season4/monorail14.mp3

and

http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season4/monorail10.mp3

And sadly the site is missing the BEST line.

Marge: What if something goes wrong?

Homer: Pffft... what if. What if I'm taking a shower and I slip on a bar of soap? Oh my god, I'd be killed!

EDIT:

Holy crap. I forgot about:

Quimby: And now, I'd like to turn things over to our Grand Marshall, Mr. Leonard Nimoy.

Nimoy: I'd say this vessel could do at least Warp Five.

Quimby: And let me say, ``May the Force Be With You!''

Nimoy: Do you even know who I am?

Quimby: I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?

[Hewey]

"Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further"

"No, Mr. Simpson, don't take your anger out on me! Get back, get back! M-Mr. Simpson, noooooo!"

Love watching that one on dvd because I can freeze frame and read through their apologies list.

[Hewey]

nothing to see here.

Edited June 2, 2012 by Baby Hewey

[SlicedBread]

Don't know if it's been mentioned or not....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbKIXj2DKE0

Love it!

[CobraKaiEnTai]

http://youtu.be/5YZDbeu2li8

Edited June 3, 2012 by jth1981

[SlicedBread]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0edCAOkdXgU

[TheSqauredCircleMessiah]

I'm losing my perspicacity!

[Thrilla]

"If I wanted to see a man eat an orange, I'd have taken the orange eating class."