The Simpsons

[TKz]

I'll put this out there now, the best song the Simpsons ever did is...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h_LiLh6aTg

Ahem.

[9 to 5]

Good shout but wrong.

[TCO]

Pfft, "We do!" and Homer the Great as a whole shits all over See My Vest

[Colly]

I've always had a soft spot for 'Who needs the Kwik E Mart', but Softball song for me.

[King Ellis]

Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"

[METALMAN]

but the Softball song isn't original. Only originals count!

[TCO]

I could listen to We're talkin' Softball allday though.

Well Mr.Burns had done it...

[Thrilla]

This is an acceptable second place...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLyAOjaPdlU

[9 to 5]

but the Softball song isn't original. Only originals count!

You aren't original. :/

[Matt]

Thanks a lot Marge, that was our only burlesque house.

[METALMAN]

but the Softball song isn't original. Only originals count!

You aren't original. :/

I'm not trying to get you to nominate me for best Simpsons song though so what difference does it make? :/

It makes none.

[Thrilla]

"See my vest" isn't original though, its just different words to see "Be my guest" :/

[EWB's Best Poster.]

Christ guys...

[Hobo]

"See my vest" isn't original though, its just different words to see "Be my guest" :/

Dr. Zaus is just Rock Me Amadeus reworded!

[Maxx]

SIMPSONS DID IT!

[TheSqauredCircleMessiah]

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[New Damage]

Troy, are you gay?

Gay?! I wish! If I were gay there'd be no problem!

[CobraKaiEnTai]

Homer: Why am I such a loser?

Bart: Well your father was a loser, your father's father was a loser, its genetic man.......D'oh!

Homer: All we have to do is follow the path of destruction....D'oh! Stupid tornado! Haha look, its got Patty and Selma.

Homer: Oh, God, why have you forsaken me?

Marge: Homer, that's not God, that's a waffle stuck to the

ceiling. [knocks it down with a broom]

Homer: Mmm... sacrilicious.

Marge: Homer, there's a family of possums in here.

Homer: I call the big one "Bitey".

Marge: Do you notice something different about Bart?

Homer: New glasses?

Marge: No, it seems like something is bothering him

Homer: Probably misses his old glasses

Marge: I want to get close to him, but i don't want to smother him

Homer: Yeah, then we'd get the chair

Marge: that's not what i meant Homer

Homer: It is Marge, Admit it

Homer: What is it, boy?

Bart: Mmph! Mmph! Mmph!

Homer: Is anything the matter, my son? Talk to me, young man.

[bart takes a pad and writes, "Say my name".]

Homer: Say your name? Why should I do that, my lad?

Bart: Because I'm jinxed, dammit!

[Homer punches Bart in the arm.]

Bart: Ow! What was that for?!

Homer: You spoke while you were jinxed, so I get to punch you in the arm! Sorry, it's the law! Heh heh.

Homer: And lord, we're especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is, except for solar, which is a pipe dream. Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and love our family's experienced.....well not today. You saw what happened. Oh Lord, be honest! Are we the most pathetic family in the universe or what??

Homer: How come we always have one good kid and one lousy kid?

Marge: We have three kids, Homer

Homer: Marge, the dog doesn't count as a kid!

Edited May 24, 2012 by jth1981

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