EWBFF Charles Rogers League

[thatshortguy]

Heath Miller, TE, Ben's Burgers

[Maxx]

@livid

[livid]

Josh Hill, TE, Saints

@Cactus Drags

[Cactus Drags]

Michael floyd, WR, Arizona 

[Maxx]

Eric Decker, WR, J-E-T-S

@The Doof WaLLior

[Maxx]

LL selects Cole Beasley, WR, Cowboys with a story coming later, I assume

@damshow

[gunnar hendershow]

Pierre Garcon, WR, Washington Has a Racist Name.

@Lenny DYSItra

[thatshortguy]

ETA for Decker's next concussion:  12 minutes.

[DYSI]

 

Tavaris Cadet, NE

Danny Woodhead, SD

 

[livid]

Kelvin Benjamin, WR is a Don't Care Bear.

@livid is on the clock. 

I might have some bad news for you...

 

 

Looks like you can add Dragsy to the Compensation round.

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/634114996918702080

I thought it would embed the tweet...anyways: torn ACL.

 

 

Edited August 19, 2015 by livid

[LL!]

@damshow

[gunnar hendershow]

Eric Ebron, TE, Detroit will win more games than Jim Caldwell will blink during the season

@The Doof WaLLior

[LL!]

*As the squad ran towards the closet full of fire extinguishers, a fireball flew out of an office before them. They all turned back to look away. Upon once again turning in the direction toward the closet, they see Cole Beasley, WR, America's Team rise from the embers. His firey golden locks swaying to and fro... until the hair burned off his skull.*

Beasley: Damn...

*The team looks at themselves quizzically. They shrug and allow him to join. That is when they hear some exciting noises in the closet. They open the closet to find Devin lots of Funchess, WR, Carolina BadNewsthers giddily grabbing all the fire extinguishers.*

Funches: Kelvin Benjamin is dead! LONG LIVE FUNCHESS!

*He starts tossing fire extinguishers at the team, the finish line drawing near.*

@Maxx

[Maxx]

David Cobb, RB, Titans

@Cactus Drags

[Your Mom]

Why did LL draft Ron Funches? I mean he can be pretty funny sometimes on @Midnight but I doubt he can play Football 

[LL!]

Why did LL draft Ron Funches? I mean he can be pretty funny sometimes on @Midnight but I doubt he can play Football 

You've seen him! He's got the size of two linebackers put together! That means DOUBLE the power!

[thatshortguy]

Size of two linebackers = double power?!

hm......

I choose Bartolo Colon, Entire Defensive Line, New York!

[Plubby]

Let the records show that unless Dragsy or Livid picks them that Midget has drafted the Giants defense.

Size of two linebackers = double power?!

hm......

I choose Bartolo Colon, Entire Defensive Line, New York!

[LL!]

@Dan is up with another pick that has been practicing its stand up at the local improv.

[Lowerdeck]

@Dan is up with another pick that has been practicing it's stand up at the local improv.

Denard Robinson