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  1. Hello! I have to do a report on a social media strategy for my master's and have taken the piss out of it by doing a daily banana twitter blog! I would greatly appreciate EWBs help with a follow and retweets if possible! https://twitter.com/BananaOTD

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    2. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      He's a lobbyist for big Banana interests.

    3. TCO

      TCO

      It's for the Templars. We're still searching for the Apple of Eden, it may actually be a banana.

    4. Cole
  2. Anybody know any good bars out in Mars?

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    2. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      No Mars, Pennsylvania. And it's close enough to Pittsburgh so you might as well just go there instead.

    3. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      Where they're driving spaceships instead of cars? No.

    4. TCO

      TCO

      Ah no luck then. The spaceships were a deal breaker.

  3. Fun fact. If you google Best Wrestler in the World, the first image result is Melina. I guess that girl from Tough Enough was right about her classic encounter with Alicia Fox!

    1. TCO

      TCO

      I'm still getting Melina, but my safesearch is off.

    2. EddieG

      EddieG

      I got Melina as well.

    3. Fait Accompli

      Fait Accompli

      I think we all will get Melina.

  4. Fucking RAW and Michael Cole spoiling who went in Tough Enough. Fuck fuck bullshit cunt!

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      "Austin, you have one beer can left, who's it going to be?"

    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      I can't believe that a company's programming would spoil it's own previously recorded programming. It just doesn't make sense!

    4. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Forget it, Jake. It's WWE.

  5. Getting to college should be fun today considering the Queen has essentially pu tthe City in lockdown because of her pointless visit.

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      System up with the top down

      Got the city on lockdown

      Drive by in the low ride

      Hands high when we fly by

  6. I see Pride! I see Power! I see...

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    2. Rich

      Rich

      If you hadn't have got it wrong it would have been better.

    3. Rich

      Rich

      For the record its "I see a bad ass mother who don't take no crap off nobody!"

    4. sahyder1

      sahyder1

      Like I said....I haven't watched it in years. Will have to set up an alert on DirecTV.

  7. The guy below made me check when I joined EWB and today is my anniversary too. With odds of 366/1 at that happening, I'm scared. :(

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    2. TCO

      TCO

      What, there were 366 days possible and I know February 29th had 1/4 less chance of coming up, but for simplicity sake I just went for 366/1.

    3. Naitch

      Naitch

      But even then it would still be 365/1.

    4. TCO

      TCO

      Wouldn't it be just slightly over 365/1?

  8. Could someone anaswer me this. How come sometimes when I'm typing it's starts deleting and replacing the text opposed to slotting in next to it? Like if I have "WB" typed and I go to put an E before it but instead of "EWB", it overwrites the W and says "EB". Am I doing something to turn it on?

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    2. New Damage

      New Damage

      Yeah, I had found out about it the hard way when doing RPs online back in 2003. ¬_¬

    3. TCO

      TCO

      Is it something that's well known? I asked around today and none of my friends knew about that key.

    4. New Damage

      New Damage

      Is the 'insert' key common? Yes... :/

  9. Congrats to England on the Grand Sl.... Oh wait. HAHAHAHA!

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    2. GA!

      GA!

      Now that's taking it too far. Shame on you! Still working on the 9/11 joke btw.

    3. LL!

      LL!

      9/11 was responsible for a new breed of five star divers.

    4. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      One of a kind!

  10. It's a litle weird to have your City in world news for the first time ever, due to a plane crash

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    2. shaneo

      shaneo

      I think New York had been prominent in world news once or twice before that incident though.

    3. 9 to 5
    4. TCO

      TCO

      It was just strange really seeing something like that happen so close. One of the survivors lives in my area and another goes to the same college, that's pretty cool though.

  11. How didn't I see Arrested Development before, it's absolutely amazing. Tobias Fünke is one of the greatest sitcom characters ever.

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad, on what was suppose to be a dry run, if you will. So I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.

    3. IDOL

      IDOL

      I blue myself for hours!

    4. IDOL

      IDOL

      WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY HARD BOILED EGGS!!??

  12. So TLC worth watching? Spoiler free please

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Yes. WWE PPV OTY IMO LOL.

    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      I'm watching it now... So far it's been alright. But don't watch it after a long day... I'm a little dozy :P

    3. Brad94

      Brad94

      Sounds like a good PPV from Wikipedia's perspective,I'd watch it

  13. It's Tebow Time bitches!!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      That kind of language makes Tebow cry. :'(

  14. Watching a stream of Giants vs Vikings. If as breaks were this constant over here, I'd give TV up. It's infuriating.

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      Eh, I found it just as annoying yesterday on Channel 4 where every break they go to the so called "experts" who knew fuck all about the NFL

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Only because we don't have as many adverts as they do in America; they have to plug the gap with something.

  15. Whatever happened to that top 50 episodes of The Simpsons list? Watching "Bart Star" now and regret not putting it on my list.

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      This is the best status update.

    3. New Damage

      New Damage

      FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNDEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    4. Hornswoggle4PM

      Hornswoggle4PM

      GAME'S OUT THERE! Ha ha ha, made you look!

  16. Anagram of my real name: Old Granny Ref. Awesome

    1. TCO

      TCO

      Yup that's me, friends call me Ronnie

  17. = Echelon Too

    1. C-MIL
    2. Meacon Keaton
    3. TCO

      TCO

      Loco Teen Ho is pretty bad-ass, I must say.

  18. That "What if Sting went to WWE?" thread is exactly what's wrong with this place. Somebody moderately new with a bad reputation, sets up a thread that could lead to a decent discussion and it get belittled because of who started it. Not to be all high horsey, but that is fucking lame.

  19. Still can't believe the Yeti was the 7th man.

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    2. TCO

      TCO

      I think his Wiki page sums WCW up at their worst

      He joined World Championship Wrestling in 1995, appeared at Halloween Havoc 1995 encased in a giant block of ice as The Yeti, a member of the Dungeon of Doom. The Yeti later thawed out and was revealed to be a large mummy. After Dungeon member The Giant defeated Hulk Hogan by disqualification at Halloween Havoc 1995, Reis assisted with the post-match beating of Hogan when he administered a poorly-executed tandem bearhug with The Giant that...

    3. TCO

      TCO

      made it look like the Yeti was humping Hogan. His ring attire was subsequently changed so that he looked like a ninja for reasons unknown.

    4. New Damage

      New Damage

      Oh god, I actually thought you were parodying WCW, until I checked myself. *facepalm*

  20. Anyone know why Soccer AM is only 2 hours long now?

    1. DJ Ice

      DJ Ice

      I dunno but it sucks balls :(

  21. Some hippy looking guy is making a movie outside my house. They're on their 4th take of a guy knocking on my neighbours door. Weird

    1. tomroe

      tomroe

      Go outside and start yelling

    2. TCO

      TCO

      It's funny enough to see them having to stop as soon as a car comes into my row.

    3. TGC

      TGC

      It is a video of a home invasion. Call the police.

  22. Went to see Dara Ó Briain tonight and my jaws are still aching from laughing. He's the man.

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Sure, it's the laughing.....riiiggghhtt...

  23. It pissed me off mainly because if a person has an opinion here that isn't with the majority they get attacked straight away.

    1. Jimmy

      Jimmy

      If you can justify your opinion you won't get attacked.

    2. IDOL

      IDOL

      Unless you happen to enjoy TNA <_<

  24. At least I won't have my rep attacked because I have to audacity to not like Evan Bourne. Like I'm breaking some sort of rule for not loving him

  25. I cannot think of a more apt name than 'Little Dick'

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