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  1. Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight one of the country's leading skin specialists - Raymond Luxury Yacht.

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    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      You can collect it at reception. Now go away.

    3. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      I want to be on television!

    4. Kaney
  2. Just back from watching Celtic fuck Man United up. So what if it's only a Legends game >_>

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      He did kick Roy Keane into a bottomless pit, so that's a plus.

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      Forgot about this. What were the teams?

    4. EddieG

      EddieG

      As a Feyenoord fan, it's clear I loved Larsson before any of you did.

  3. Boy I sure hope someone else comes up with a witty take on the old "merry christmas". Thats never been done before!

  4. MPH is a postwhore. Why post ewr thread in pop prom? :\

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      GoGo Yubari found religion.

    3. Benji

      Benji

      It was hidden in the cookie jar.

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      But is he a changed man?

  5. can't sleep clown'll eat me

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      If you should die before you wake!

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Iron helps us play!

    4. Maxx

      Maxx

      From now on the baby sleeps in the crib!

  6. It shouldn't bug me that people comment here...without using the comment system. It shouldn't. But it does.

  7. I know it was only Faroe Islands but whey for Scotland winning a game!

    1. King Ellis
    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      Pity about the rugby last weekend though, huh ¬¬

    3. DJ Ice

      DJ Ice

      A win for us Scots is something rare, and thus should be treasured. Even if it was against the Faroe Islands

  8. Black Dynamite. Best film I've seen all year.

    1. SlicedBread

      SlicedBread

      I threw that before I got in the room!

    2. LL!

      LL!

      Bout time you sar it!

    3. JasonM

      JasonM

      DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!

  9. Remember to change your clocks, UK folks.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Put your cocks back.

    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      Forward, Ellis. Put your cocks forward.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Sometimes when you're setting a clock, you need to put your thing in the hole.

  10. Words in threads. Coming Soon to the Dome.

    1. Lj.

      Lj.

      Will these words vaguely describe nudity? If so, win.

    2. IzzyX
  11. Hey guys, say smark some more.

    1. Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Smark?

      Today was supposed to be Freaks and Geeks naming trend day :(

    2. Meacon Keaton
  12. Box of kleenex ready. Time to murder baddar, dismember his corpse, drain the blood, and then dispose of the evidence.

  13. It's bizarre to hear fan chanting ole for Scotland making a huge string of passes before scoring. Scotland, I ask of you.

  14. A giant....WOOOORRMMM?!?

  15. *starts deleting statuses*

    1. Dingle

      Dingle

      Wish I could delete your face.

  16. swerve I just deleted jockys

  17. I hate that Idols photo is perma-broken.

  18. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE BROWN AND RED

  19. You constantly tell me to fuck off. CONSTANTLY.

  20. So you're gonna wait for more silly little boys? Ok cool.

  21. They are besides the feet of Hermes!

  22. You didnae-you did not!

  23. You could enter the maze to return to the marble hallway?

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