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MalaCloudy Black

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  1. There's nothin' short of dyin' half as lonesome as the sound of a sleeping city sidewalk.

    1. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      And Sunday morning comin' down.

    2. Josh

      Josh

      ON A SUNDAY MORNIN' SIIIIDEWALK

    3. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      I WISHED TO GOOOOOOOD THAT I WAS STONED

  2. You're just a piece of shit, but I can overlook it today.

    1. TEOL
    2. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      You're welcome! You're still my friend, though.

    3. TEOL
  3. Total Divas continues to be my favorite WWE programming. Now that NXT's on Hulu, though, it may be usurped.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      I will probably never watch it, but I will not mock anyone who does, because as long as that's on TV we'll get more Divas storylines.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      I'm pretty much in agreement with Benji.

    3. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      That seems like a decent default setting, in agreement with Benji.

  4. Yeah, call him drunken Ira Hayes, but his land is just as dry. And his ghost is lyin' thirsty.. in the ditch where Ira died.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Perhaps the same could be said of ALL religions!

    2. Mick

      Mick

      *BUZZ* JP Sousa, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

    3. Hobo

      Hobo

      More like Drunken Cloudy Hayes, amirite?

  5. The boys are thirsty in Atlanta, and there's beer in Texarkana..

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      I love this movie so much and my wife hates it. Almost a reason for divorce right there :shifty:

    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      the original thirst trap

  6. Fuck dude, you have to come out of semi-retirement or retirement or whatever just to be on the FIghting Back 9 card. 

    1. Owen

      Owen

      Hasn't Fighting Back 9 been and gone?

    2. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Oh shit, you're right, it was last weekend.

  7. Heather, you're throwing your life away to become another statistic in the US-fucking-A Today. Now that is about the least private thing I can think of.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Someone needs to stop watching Heathers and go outside. 

    2. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Joke's on you, I WAS outside! :@

  8. NORRIS LAMAR, HOW IS LIFE? 

    1. Ruki

      Ruki

      He lives in like...Seattle now.

    2. The Mask of Norro

      The Mask of Norro

      HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS I oh yeah I was gone for awhile there. It’s good! Really good actually. Also Ruki I’m not in Seattle but I AM very close to it.

  9. Are emoticons not showing up in the status updates for the rest of the board, or just me..?

    1. Lineker
    2. MDK

      MDK

      100 smiley face handclap happypoop 

  10. TWENTY EEEEEYES IN MY HEAD

    1. Maxx

      Maxx

      they're all the same

    2. K

      K

      How many things can you see at a time?

  11. No, his mind is not for rent to any god or government!

    1. Mick

      Mick

      *BUZZ* You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

    2. DMN in the House

      DMN in the House

      True story, the Deadsy cover of 'Tom Sawyer' is the ringtone on my phone.

  12. "People tell me I'm white and I believe them, because I just devoted 6 minutes to explaining that I'm not racist."

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      I'm an equal opportunity hatist!

    2. livid

      livid

      I now don't hate that hashtag as much anymore because without it, we wouldn't have gotten that great rebuttal.

  13. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SHAKE MY BLOOD, LEMMY, BUT I WILL JUST FOR YOU.

    1. Maxx

      Maxx

      Draw some blood, put it in a tube, and then shake that. It's not rocket science Cloudy.

    2. SRN

      SRN

      But is it rocket surgery?

  14. I think I swallowed a spider leg!

    1. livid

      livid

      But did you eat the bones?

    2. Chris the Human

      Chris the Human

      Sweet Jesus! My commiserations.

  15. "It's sad there are cures out there [for cancer], but the main steam media is holding them back"

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Cancer is not a single thing. That's why you always hear about "a cure for [X] cancer", they find cures for individual versions of cancer, but it in itself is a massively varied disease.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      I always knew Steam was evil!

  16. And the earth died screaming.

    1. SRN

      SRN

      While I lay dreaming.

    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      As I lay dreaming!

  17. When I'm in ya neighbourhood, ya betta duck because Cloudy is crazy as fuck.

    1. livid

      livid

      'cause you comin' straight outta Arkansas?

    2. livid

      livid

      Though thinking about it, I'd be a bit more scared of somebody coming out of the sticks of Arkansas than the streets of Compton...

  18. ""He frequently embeds messages of black empowerment in his films, which as we all know is just a way for him to coordinate the impeding black revolution rebellion led by Farrakhan, Barack Obama and Ludacris. Spike Lee is the real racist filmmaker here, as his films contain more racism than any of Eastwood's."

    1. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      The BLACK REVOLUTION led by Farrakhan, Obama and LUDACRIS.

  19. "Common apocrypha of the Senate holds that he would sit through Senate sessions, boots upon his desk, whittling and sipping from a jug of Old Crow within easy reach."

    1. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Man, the senate in the 1800s was hella cool.

  20. Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper.

  21. You can't be any geek off the street. You gotta be handy with the steel, y'know what I mean? Earn your keep.

  22. I'VE SEEN INSIDE MY HEAD A VISION

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      NEVERTHEOUTCOME YOU'LL BE WISHIN' FORRRRRR

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