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  1. Skummy

    How many Holy Communions do you have to attend before you've eaten a whole Jesus?

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      At least twenty thousand.

    2. Mick

      Mick

      The world may never know.

  2. Skummy

    Ben Elton John Travolta

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      I don't know anyone with the first name "Travolta."

    2. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      What about that one guy, Travolta Baconhill?

  3. Skummy

    The Ultimate Warrior is firing lasers out of his fucking eyes.

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Still number one, number one and the best.

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Ultimate Warrior vs Godzilla

  4. Skummy

    There is no such thing as too many superkicks.

    1. LL!

      LL!

      They lose their superiority from overuse.

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      Sheamus would suggest there is such a thing as too many lies, though.

  5. Skummy

    Oh Brian Cox, talk Science to me like one of your French girls

    1. KONGO

      KONGO

      I saw the name Brian Cox on an episode of QI and got real excited, but then it was the scientist and not the actor.

    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      The scientist > the actor.

  6. Skummy
    http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=90599 The Skummiverse 1985 has been RELEASED!
    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      A Christmas present for y'all.

    2. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      :D
  7. Skummy

    I used to play bass for Stevie Richards' Alaskan Weather Machine

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      I used to play bass for Skummy's Flower Boutique and Fromagerie.

    2. KONGO

      KONGO

      I used to play bass for Shawn Michaels' MacMillan River Adventures.

  8. Skummy

    Why did the Sarlacc get fired from its job as an English teacher?

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      Because it was only teaching its pupils a new definition of pain.

    2. Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Olive the other Jiberdeer

      I love you, Skumfrog.

  9. Skummy

    I can do supernatural things as well, I can move fast when I want to, I am pretty strong over all and I am psychic

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Can you put a fruit pastel in your mouth without chewing it?

    2. KONGO

      KONGO

      get what I'm trying to say? i

  10. Skummy

    So, I'm writing an ECW diary now. http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=89601&st=0&gopid=2715582entry2715582

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Title is not catchy enough for me.

    2. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      "I am writing an ECW diary now. ECW diaries are cool."

  11. Skummy

    Baboon Tsunami.

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      Chimp Gust.

    2. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      Ape Hurricane

  12. Skummy

    El Hijo Del Nohomo

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      + many 1s.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      This one I actually like.

      Well played my man.

  13. Skummy

    fapsOrnamma, mahna mahna.

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      fapsOrnamma

    2. Nerf

      Nerf

      Hey hey hey

  14. Skummy

    is consistently getting royally screwed by TEW.

    1. ROC

      ROC

      That's all that ever happens to me in TEW 2005.

    2. IDOL

      IDOL

      I wish TEW would throw me a curveball

  15. Skummy

    Masahiro Chono will straight up Yakuza kick a bitch for not shutting up and finishing their noodles.

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      Damn straight

    2. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Then he will mount them with an STF.

  16. Skummy

    it's been far too long coming, but there's a new entry over at 2Falls; http://twofallstwosubmissionsoraknockout.blogspot.com/2011/11/english-tiger.html

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Skummy has a blog?

    2. Dingle

      Dingle

      Fuckin' brilliant post. World of Sport was epic. Good work Skummy.

  17. Skummy

    has today discovered that Antonio Inoki has spent an awful lot of money attempting to build a perpetual motion machine. I fucking love this guy.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Doesn't he know to obey the laws of thermodynamics?!

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Inoki wrote the laws, he can surely break them.

  18. Skummy

    THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HEEEEERREEEYAHAGGGGHHH

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      I'm actually impressed after seeing the video how accurately you spelled that.

  19. Skummy
    http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=83216 Less than 20 people have voted, surely there are a *few* more EWBers that can read?!
    1. GA!

      GA!

      I can't read. The two things I can read are your message, and this reply.

    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      I'd make a list, but like half of my top ten would be Discworld books and thats just silly.

  20. Skummy

    Like Christmas music? Head on over to the Skummy's Podcast thread!

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      Plus it's got Captain Beefheart in it! At least two people will care!

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      You do own all the intellectual rights to this music, right Skummy?

  21. Skummy

    's new preferred method of "Facebook rape", having grown tired of the old implied homosexuality gag, is to update the unsuspecting victim's status with "ENGLAND FOR THE ENGLISH"

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      YAY for implied racism!

    2. GA!

      GA!

      POLES ARE FOR STRIPPERS, NOT FOR OUR JOBS!

  22. Skummy

    keeps listening to The Highwaymen, if only to hear Johnny Cash singing "I fly a starship".

    1. Boulder

      Boulder

      across the universe divide

      and when I reach the other side

      I'll find a place to lay my weary head and then

      perhaps I may become a highwayman again

      or I may even be a single drop of rain

      but I will remain

      and I'll be back again, and again, and again, and again

    2. Josh

      Josh

      The only song in country music history about reincarnation.

      To my knowledge, anyway.

  23. Skummy
    http://www.boingboing.net/2010/08/10/yakuza-3-review.html#more
    1. Saladin777

      Saladin777

      Just read it. The gaming industry needs more gangster game reviewers.

    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Someone linked it to me yesterday. Best thing I've read pertaining to video games in ages.

  24. Skummy

    just saw the topic title "Universal Books TNA Wrestling" and assumed it was a statement of fact, rather than the name of his diary. Would explain a lot.

    1. GA!

      GA!

      Does it just read "I WON'T CHANGE ANYTHING BECAUSE IT'S PERFECT"?!

    2. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      And here I thought I was the only one that still knows that Universal does indeed work for TNA.

  25. Skummy

    hasn't slept in well over thirty hours.

    1. Downward Spiral

      Downward Spiral

      Are you, perchance, all whacked off of Scooby Snax?

    2. ClaRK! Kent

      ClaRK! Kent

      Thirty hours? I could do that spinning on my cock. Talk to me when you're upstairs of 60.

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