Fait Accompli
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I'm not an atheist but I question the validity of organized religion constantly.
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I'm an atheist, and I believe in performing abortions to save endangered species and also a 150% tax rate on job creators and Christians as we turn over the country to Shariah law.
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I knew it! All my friends were right about you atheists!
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I knew it! All my friends were right about you atheists!
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There is no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Pepe!
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So I go up to Carol in HR and I'm like "CAROL! CAROL!"
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Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
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Weird, I watched it again yesterday for the first time in a few years.
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I just watched this again last week for the first time in a few years too.
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Who's motorcycle is this? It's not a motorcycle, it's a chopper. Who's chopper is this?
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So when did we all reach an understanding that Christmas isn't exactly a religious holiday anymore? Because it isn't.
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After reading the details of Hulk Hogan's divorce settlement, I now understand why he hasn't hung the boots up like most would want him to.
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Wow, this World of Warcraft commercial I just saw with Chuck Norris is about 3-4 years too late with the 'Chuck Norris is epic' referrences.
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Where's Mankrik's Wife?!
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I honestly think that when it comes to referees selling and interacting with wrestlers during spots in a match, Earl Hebner is the absolute best there is.
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He sure had Bret thinking it was real.
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Earl needs to retire.
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Honestly, Earl and Brian Hebner were the most entertaining thing at the TNA show I went to.
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I just noticed that Theo Epstein looks a lot like Cody Rhodes.
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He looks very similar to Ted DiBiase, Jr.
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Watching "Catching Hell" on ESPN and boy, do I feel bad for Steve Bartman.
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He should have thought about the consequences before he naturally reacted.
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Also, Chicago should have sucked less for the rest of the game.
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Yeah they could have gotten the guy out on the next pitch. Instead they're the Cubbies.
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I saw the new intro for Two and a Half Men and my God...that Angus T. Jones has a punchable face.
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In what could be seen as a shock to no one, Bucky Larson got a 0 rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Maybe it needed more commercials with Peter Dante shouting.
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Grown Ups starred legitimate box office stars. Couples Retreat had a likable cast and a concept that could appeal to people who like bland relationship comedies.
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I'd happily give it at least one star on the basis that Miles Deep is a tremendous porn name.
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Then again, "Tom Brady directed" gives me a new reason to hate the guy (yes i know it's not the same guy shut up)
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I'm still trying to figure out why Lady Gaga was dressed up as Tony Manero.
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The Yankee fans that are on this forum will agree to this: John Sterling is the worst.
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Wanna know how hot it is outside? The USA Today's temperature map used bubble gum pink as one of the color indicators for hot: http://www.usatoday.com/weather/temppic/wtempusa.htm
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Easiest way to have your mood turn shitty on your birthday? Have the girl you like tell you that the chances of you two getting together are basically 0 until she deems it appropriate. Bull. Shit.
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Wriggle furiously. It's the only way to get off that hook.
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Did you smash her pasty anyway? Fuckin' man trap.
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Anyone that thinks a relationship is "appropriate" when they deem it so just needs to be walked away from. If theres any way of getting someone to stop liking you, thats it. Sack up, walk away and enjoy your birthday not thinking of this woman again. Ever. Youll be a happier man for it. And bitches love happy men.
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So the MLB All-Star Game is tonight. Safe to say the actual game won't begin until about 8:45 at the earliest, yeah?
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I just saw the trailer for Adam Sandler's new movie...why does he make these movies? It's awful. Can't be real.
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Dear Nancy Grace, stop trying to get the phrase "tot mom" over. It's not cute; you're trying too hard.
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Mmmmm tater tots.
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P.S. Nancy: just go away forever.
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Who?
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It's been...one week since you looked at me. Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm sorry".
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Five days since I laughed at you and said, "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do."
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