What the fuck did I watch?
You know when people say they acted like school children? Well that phrase is perfect for this episode. 9 incompetent fucks who can't even tie their own shoe laces bungled their way through the tasks. When both of their ideas were mentioned the obvious problems were SO FUCKING OBVIOUS. Who's going to buy a card, that involves cutting down trees, saying don't cut down trees? Who is going to buy a singles card? They're single so they have no one to buy them cards.
Then in the boardroom they all started picking one the quiet one. Alan even said this and still the bumfuck podgy Bristolian twerp took her into the last three. Then they all start attacking her in the house. Except Raef, who I've not liked before now, but he certainly did the right thing.
Capitalism makes me angry, apparently.