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Heel Turn

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  1. dating a crazy chick is like working yourself into a shoot

  2. "I've seen talk of an IRC chat during Raw and the like (a separate apology for WrestleMania should also be issuedd :() and I hope any of you that use it will come back to the board for discussion as The Ring is something we've always prided ourselves on and I'd hate to see it ruined. " Too late.

  3. "Is our snake being confiscated?"

  4. Benadryl is the most effective anti-allergy medication because it knocks you the fuck out. Can't sneeze if you're dead asleep!

  5. Back from the west coast tour. Seattle is still the best western city, but Santa Barbara has the hottest girls. Protip: avoid any youth hostels located directly adjacent to strip clubs.

  6. Flying out to Seattle tomorrow, and then road tripping down to SF and LA. See you all in a week.

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      Enjoy HT, take care.

  7. Jesus christ, EWB comes up with the most uncreative and unfunny memes.

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      Does that make TPRI Emilio Estevez?

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      And Teej is Martin Sheen?

    4. DMN in the House

      DMN in the House

      That's funny, because he just visted me at work with some friends, and we were joking about it, and I told him he was the Emilio to my Charlie!

  8. JHS, please report to EWB's favorite films thread as apparently, you and I are the only people who can appreciate Blade Runner on this forum.

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Also, voting needs more The Warriors.

    2. Maxx

      Maxx

      And Cocktail

    3. GA!

      GA!

      And Batman & Robin

  9. Mmmm, whose saddle is this? That's Uncle Taint's.

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      How long's he been ridin', Tex?

  10. I needed a cigarette after that promo.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      My name is iDOL, I used to be a mod, and I have no qualms about spoiling Raw. <_<:P

    2. IDOL

      IDOL

      well, cock. WTF was I thinking. :(

    3. Sousa
  11. The Rumble: more highly anticipated than Wrestlemania?

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    2. Universal

      Universal

      Yep, just thinking this.

    3. Josh

      Josh

      It's the most-must-see pay-per-view event in WWE.

    4. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      PUMP IT UP PUMP IT UP

  12. Apparently, when I got into the Ketel One the other night, I ended up buying a $100 lucha libre mask off of Highspots. Some people drunk dial, others get in fights, I order Mexican wrestling paraphenalia.

    1. Molly

      Molly

      there are worse things you can do drunk.

    2. =BK=

      =BK=

      Random mask or one of a wrestler?

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Now Jey Uso will never see it coming!

  13. I was up all night exploring a cavern, only to be gangraped by a trio of zombies. Next time, I'm rolling with an iron sword and some arrows.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Armor is more important than an iron sword. You can cut a bloody swath through the caves with a stone sword, and it won't make a whole lot of difference. Hell, with clever block placement, you can knock off zombies in particular with your fists. Use your iron making helmets, leggings, and breastplates, and then go down there and wreck that shit.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      It's more fun to imagine HT doing this in New York.

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Iron sword and arrows? Against zombies? No! You use a morningstar!

  14. I just bought Minecraft and it's the most addictive thing I've ever played.

    1. apsham
    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Yes. YES. JOIN US.

    3. Rocky

      Rocky

      I remember that feeling... Still around too.

  15. I see what you did with your new sig.

  16. I was bored, so I decided to view the TEWR/EWR board for fun. Never again.

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    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Okay, look. Steve Corino might be charismatic, but you're fucking crazy if you think he's 95 charismatic. That's like The Rock charismatic. God, seriously, are you insane? He's a 91 *tops.*

    3. hugobomb

      hugobomb

      No way man! He's a 92 and you know it!

    4. Rocky

      Rocky

      REF: DJ Ice comment...

      Some people can handle themselves in a proper manner. You're just trying to pin the blame ¬¬

  17. I hereby officially request a Team No One Gets Over usergroup to be created for posters in the Ring. Comment here if you want to see it also.

  18. Coldstone's annoying songs are the reason I DON'T tip them.

    1. TGWL

      TGWL

      They make it uncomfortable to order.

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      I instead offer to sing if they give me money.

    3. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      As I skimmed this, I read it as "Coldplay's annoying songs are the reason I DON'T tip them." I was of the mind they were doing fine without tip money...

  19. You take the brunt of the age jokes which should rightfully be directed at me, so it's cool.

  20. Happy birthday, man. You have my permission to drink yourself into oblivion to celebrate the occasion.

  21. Haha, nice catch on the status update.

  22. This man rules you all. Science FACT

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