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  1. Lineker

    Happy birthday Zero!

  2. Lineker

    Happy birthday!

  3. Lineker

    Happy birthday!

  4. Lineker

    Happy birthday.

    Come back!

  5. Lineker

    Happy International Women's day!

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      Sandwiches

    3. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Hoagies before hoskis.

    4. LL!

      LL!

      What's so happy about it?

  6. Lineker

    Happy Star Wars day!

    1. Ant

      Ant

      May the Fourth be with you all.

    2. GA!

      GA!

      Live long and prosper.

    3. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      meesa no care.

  7. Lineker

    Happy Thanksgiving to all those celebrating it!

  8. Lineker

    Happy Thomas Campbell day to one and all!

  9. Lineker

    Happy Thomas Campbell Day!

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      SPRULES FELL OVER!

    2. EddieG

      EddieG

      IT'S THE BIG 'UN IN WIGAN!

  10. Lineker

    Have a smashing day mate! Hope stokerina gives you an present you'll never forget :shifty:

  11. Lineker

    hayfever is the worst.

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Benadryl (sp?) two packs for £3.00 in tesco! Sorted mine right out.

    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      Worse than Chlamydia?

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      You tell me, Rocky.

      Xyzal works a treat for me, apparently. Might get the Kenelog injection if it gets any worse though.

  12. Lineker

    Hbob has sassy legs.

  13. Lineker

    He sucks Kaney?

  14. Lineker

    HE'S FAT!

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      *looks sullen*

    3. SRN

      SRN

      Your butt is wide,

      well, mine is too!

      Just watch your mouth,

      or I'll sit on you.

      The word is out, better treat me right,

      'cus I'm the king, of cellulite!

    4. Noah

      Noah

      You all need to lay off Ruki already :( Fat people have feelings to!

  15. Lineker

    He's in jail!

  16. Lineker

    Hello.

  17. Lineker

    Heston Blumenthal is all crazy sorts of awesome.

    1. Liam

      Liam

      Indeed.

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      The best bit is Lovejoy's reaction to everything.

  18. Lineker

    Hey, welcome to the 10k club!

  19. Lineker

    hmmm. First Lukie vanishes and now I've just noticed that stoker has disappeared from the face of the Earth.

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    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      Or at the very least, if you need to eat someone could you start in the EWR forum?

    3. Pesci

      Pesci

      people notice lukie that much?

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      Who's looking after Stokerina then? ¬_¬

  20. Lineker

    Hulk Hogan will be chatting to Richard Bacon on BBC5live tomorrow at 2pm. Brother.

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      Will you be in the office when he's there?

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Hulk Hogan needs to go leg drop a few rioters.

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      I won't :(.

  21. Lineker

    I am the Red Guy.

  22. Lineker

    I assume you've gone back to live in Africa then.

  23. Lineker

    I can't concentrate on watching Con Air without some air con. It's just too damn hot!

  24. Lineker

    I don't get it.

  25. Lineker

    I don't know, it disappeared into thin air!

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