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  1. Manchester 11 - 2 North London :(

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    2. EddieG
    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      YOU FUCKING PLUM, I RECORDED THAT MATCH TO WATCH IT LATER.

    4. Lineker
  2. This is an art attack.

  3. switching Blackberries has become so unnecessarily complicated.

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    2. Summers

      Summers

      How is it complicated? When setting my newest one up, it brought my bbm stuff across via my email address.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Switching blueberries is much harder.

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      For some reason, it won't activate my emails, amongst other stuff. Everything seems to be all sorted now apart from the email.

  4. Where have you disappeared to!

  5. Boris Becker was doing live tweet updates on Andy Murray's match, before realising that he was a day late.

    1. Dan

      Dan

      Just saw that, fantastic!

    2. GA!

      GA!

      I might live tweet UKTV Gold.

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      Absolutely fabulous.

  6. Hulk Hogan will be chatting to Richard Bacon on BBC5live tomorrow at 2pm. Brother.

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      Will you be in the office when he's there?

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Hulk Hogan needs to go leg drop a few rioters.

    3. Lineker
  7. today is a historic day for EWB.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      On this, the 412th consecutive 'Shut up, MPH' day...we got him!

  8. well that was a fun night of food poisoning...

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    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Yeah, I feel not too bad now. I think it's more likely that something I ate just didn't agree with me rather than fully blown food poisoning.

    3. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Maybe next time you shouldn't eat that 5 week old dorito you find in the back of the couch.

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      Dorito's are horrid anyway.

  9. hmmm. First Lukie vanishes and now I've just noticed that stoker has disappeared from the face of the Earth.

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    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      Or at the very least, if you need to eat someone could you start in the EWR forum?

    3. Pesci

      Pesci

      people notice lukie that much?

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      Who's looking after Stokerina then? ¬_¬

  10. a mouse in the office always brings excitement to the day.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      One would imagine there are many mice in an office.

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Not so much running across ones desk whilst on the line to a journalist filing their story, though!

  11. Nelson Mandela is 93 today. Happy birthday Madiba!

  12. watching Schalke v Anzhi Makhachkala on bet365. The season really needs to hurry up and begin already.

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    2. Matt

      Matt

      The lack of football doesn't bother me too much... it's the bullshit transfer rumours and over the top pessimism about the upcoming season.

    3. Colly

      Colly

      Driving to Darlington for a friendly in an hour. Footballs back!

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      Colly, what the fuck happened with the crowd that game!

  13. Where the hell you at!

  14. three bombs have gone off in Mumbai. Yikes.

  15. Have a smashing day mate! Hope stokerina gives you an present you'll never forget :shifty:

  16. Happy Thomas Campbell Day!

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      SPRULES FELL OVER!

    2. EddieG

      EddieG

      IT'S THE BIG 'UN IN WIGAN!

  17. I can't concentrate on watching Con Air without some air con. It's just too damn hot!

  18. Happy birthday compadre!

  19. RIP Peter Falk :(

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    2. Josh

      Josh

      Just one more thing . . . I miss Columbo already.

    3. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      Just found out about this. Big Peter Falk fan here so I'm pretty bummed out right now.

      RIP Peter Falk

    4. Ace
  20. Happy birthday Blaze!

  21. Peter Hitchens is a knob.

  22. Get a better name, HICKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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