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  1. Lineker

    Erm, thanks?

  2. Lineker

    Yay!

  3. Lineker

    Part III!

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I saw the other day there was a bunch of stuff on in the wee small hours this week, probably should have watched them. Oh well.

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Scarface was on yesterday too!

  4. Lineker

    Godfather Part II!

  5. Lineker

    If Raw gets really bad tonight then the Godfather is on Channel 4....

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    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      ....no

    3. bruiser

      bruiser

      Ok.

    4. Colly

      Colly

      Hooooooooooooo Train?

  6. Lineker

    Christmas Message #472, EWB!!

    1. Ace

      Ace

      ARM-BAR?!?!

  7. Lineker

    Guilty, as charged.

  8. Lineker

    I keep reading your name as 'The Evil Islam' ¬_¬

  9. Lineker

    today is the shortest day of the year. Things can only get better from here!

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      I have been up since 2AM. It already feels long. :/

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      That's pessimistic. I prefer to think of it as the longest night of the year.

      Plus those of us in the Southern Hemisphere have it all flip-flopped.

    3. Liam

      Liam

  10. Lineker

    So, you dead?

  11. Lineker

    guess who's back? Ernie's back! To the Cube, gogogo!!

  12. Lineker

    Secret Santa's have been assigned! Get buying people!

  13. Lineker

    JukeboxHero is online. *waves*

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    2. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Quick, best close this status when someone disagrees with you!

    3. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      Who was Serious Parody's second account?

    4. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Grind My Gears! I knew that one.

  14. Lineker

    Happy birthday mate

  15. Lineker

    Dusty Rhodes is on Twitter. Beedness just pick up!

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    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      @DustyWWE, for the record.

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      He gotta @bicycle!

    4. TEOL

      TEOL

      #IfYouWeeell

  16. Lineker

    Happy birthday.

    Come back!

  17. Lineker

    I preferred Anne's diary, frankly.

    1. Ace

      Ace

      Winner.

    2. Dingle

      Dingle

      How witty >_>.

  18. Lineker

    there will be a Live Smackdown IRC Chat tonight for anybody who wishes to join in.

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    2. Berober

      Berober

      It seems that the Mcdonalds burgers advertised in the UK are nicer looking than in the States. Huh.

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      I'm sure that they taste equally shitty.

    4. Berober

      Berober

      But at least we look better eating them

  19. Lineker

    Kimi Raikkonen is back in F1!!!

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    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      *shiftyshiftyshifty*

    3. GA!

      GA!

      Welcome back Ice (Cream) Man!

    4. DJ Ice

      DJ Ice

      Too bad he went to Renault :(

  20. Lineker

    HE'S FAT!

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      *looks sullen*

    3. SRN

      SRN

      Your butt is wide,

      well, mine is too!

      Just watch your mouth,

      or I'll sit on you.

      The word is out, better treat me right,

      'cus I'm the king, of cellulite!

    4. Noah

      Noah

      You all need to lay off Ruki already :( Fat people have feelings to!

  21. Lineker

    I'm really looking forwards to tomorrow night's Question Time. Really good panel, should be an intriguing watch.

    1. DavidMarrio

      DavidMarrio

      Who's on it?

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Chris Huhne, amongst others.

  22. Lineker

    Steve Coogan is giving evidence at the Leveson Inquiry. Can't help but wish that he was doing it in the voice of Alan Partridge.

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      A-HA!

    2. deli

      deli

      Knowing Me, Knowing You was amazing. Good Times.

  23. Lineker

    The Rock returns to the ring.... watch it with us in the IRC chat

  24. Lineker

    so bored.com today lol

  25. Lineker

    mahna mahna

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      doo-doooooooooo-dadoodoo

    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      mahna mahna

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      doodooo dododoo

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