Lineker

What's a pervet?

A tired spelling error!

it's a lecherous hedge.

I like how easy they made that surgery seem.

Anything is better then the footy.

Not watching the Pies game but am assuming lol Eagles?

Fantastic.

After I was mocked!

Benadryl (sp?) two packs for £3.00 in tesco! Sorted mine right out.

Worse than Chlamydia?

You tell me, Rocky.

Xyzal works a treat for me, apparently. Might get the Kenelog injection if it gets any worse though.

He was originally trying to chase down the Ice Cream truck.

Fantastic.

Anyway EWB seems to be working better now.

Am I the only one who loves Heath Slater's stiff arm to Mark Henry during the runaway/chase?

Surely you can't be serious?

I KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT!

Indeed.

The best bit is Lovejoy's reaction to everything.

or you could always tap B repeatedly to stop her evolving

I can say goodbye to sex for the foreseeable future then ¬_¬

Pesci wins.

Danger wank

Josh's tactic works for me too. When I tell people they're always surprised but it's always cured mine. Just nail it, wait a few seconds before breathing to regain yourself and that's what works for me. You've probably gotten rid of them by now anyway >_>

Asphyxiation

Or screaming "OH YOU BEAUTY!" to every female Sky employee he encounters on his way out the door...