King Ellis
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Open interviews this Thursday for the position of Official Sousa Dickrider.
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I don't think it's possible to have one knive.
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Congratulations. You successfully pointed out a mistake, well done! Hats off to you!
Get a thrill out of that, do you? Makes you feel good, does it?
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I think it's preferred if he brought a 'knave'
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The snow is really coming down this morning.
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Baddar makes the best point.
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Dan is just a poor man's Baddar and that's just sad.
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He'd rather be a poor man's Baddar than a poor man's Kaney.
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Bring back Ringy in 2011!
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Ringy was the worst.
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YOU are the worst, Dan.
Also.
Shut up, Dan.
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Nope, Ringy was real piece of shit who should never be allow on internet.
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I mis-clicked your status update and ended up here. Welp, might as well say hi whilst i'm here. Hi!
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Gonna buy Age of Empires 3 for 10p. Great.
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I just did all my Christmas shopping for a grand total of 40 cents.
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Where we're going, we don't need roads.
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Go away, lunchbox.
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Don't need money! Don't need fame! Don't need no credit card to ride this train!
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You mean we're not going to Rome like you promised?
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Fucking Dan, first he tries to blow me up and then he knocks a tree over and kills an innocent bystander!
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Ban LL in 2010. What a douche that guy is.
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New trailer for Call of Duty Black Ops may be the greatest thing ever.
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Sometimes, some crimes, go slipping through the cracks.
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When you need help, just call...
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Ch-Ch-Ch-Chippendales, Male Revue.
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Ch-Ch-Ch-Chippendales WHEN THERE'S DANGERRRR.
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You should have got DH Smith and someone else, then you could have had Team Sharpshooter.
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No no no, the one time I kill you and you boot. You killed me during match making and I forgave caus I am a good person.
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Honestly, who throws a shoe?
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*deleted for spoilers*
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Layla's a great heel y'know
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"insert face-palm here"
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We're whalers on the moon!
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We carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and we sing our whaling tune!
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FINALLY!
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One of these days, Alice... Bang! Zoom! Strrrrraight to the moon!
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Kaney doesn't have the grapes to lock this status.
