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King Ellis

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Status Updates posted by King Ellis

  1. You promised you would be offline for like a week but now you're back. What have we done to deserve this. :/

  2. You missed a trick by not putting 'Especially Bart' in that thread.

  3. Keep Dan banned!

    1. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      He was banned for good reason!

  4. Do you smell what NOT The Grog is cooking? Really guys, i'm not The Grog. Honest!

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      D-Grog-Is-Hooley!

  5. I hope that the Bella twins end up like a large percentage of EWB'ers: unemployed.

    COME AT ME, BRAH!

  6. Oh come on, I no BIH.

  7. 2 is greater than 1!

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    2. Fudge
    3. Whtie Dolphin

      Whtie Dolphin

      The truly funny thing about Rukim's quote is that it'd be a verbatim statement on 2>1 from basically every Math teacher I've had.

    4. Whtie Dolphin

      Whtie Dolphin

      and probably quite a lot of math teachers who are banal about showing work when a lot of math does not need to be written out cause you can do the work inside your head.

  8. I don't remember giving your permission to look at my profile. :/

  9. That new Rihanna song is ok but it's no Cher Lloyd.

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Wow and damn. Just cause she is black you compare her to shit? What a racist you are. :/

    3. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      we all know i'm not racist :/

    4. LL!

      LL!

      Soooooooo racist.

  10. without spoilers; is the security tape from LUKIE's store last night worth watching?

    1. probablyoliver
    2. Mick

      Mick

      Yes. The bit from the bathroom alone is worth it.

  11. Accidentaly clicked on you but i'll say hi whilst i'm here. Hi!

    1. Lint

      Lint

      YESSS!! YES YES YES! YES!!!

    2. Summers

      Summers

      why thank you for the info.

  12. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YES

    1. Kaney
    2. Noah

      Noah

      I saw the long ooooooooooh and was disappointed the name Chavo didn't follow on from it.

  13. Did you know Chyna is starring in a new porn movie called the Montreal Blowjob?

    1. Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Olive the other Jiberdeer

      Could bring a whole new meaning to "You Screwed Bret".

    2. KONGO

      KONGO

      Wait, that wasn't the first meaning?

  14. Hi! Hope your boyfriend hasn't been too pre-occupied gazing at the wonderul visage of Kirkland these past few months.

  15. Oh, so you've been kissing that hussy LL too, have you? I thought we had something special!

  16. I cannot deprive the world of my awesomeness!

  17. I am just a humble new member, brad19832002 and I certainly don't know this Brad Harris you speak of.

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