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Status Updates posted by King Ellis

  1. I've passed 500 at least!

  2. Hey, Ruki, new CM! A short story (short by usual standards anyway) and also footage of a game they played at Conbravo which is anything but short.

  3. I have a blog? Apparently. http://amplesalty.tumblr.com

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      You definitely did and then you asked about the balls in my mouth!

    3. Owen

      Owen

      YOU ARE A LIAR.

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Ellis is good but he's no sahyder.

  4. With the network premiere of Wrestlemania 28 coming up, which pop song do we expect to serve as Taker's entrance theme? Another Katy Perry? Nicky Minaj? Carly Rae Jepsen?

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      Never call an audible again.

    3. brenchill

      brenchill

      Will it be on the WWE Network?

    4. Jason Patricks

      Jason Patricks

      No, the network won't premier until the Human Evolution takes one more step.

  5. Hi, my lover. I was just stopping by in order to prove LL wrong and I thought I would say hello. I have missed you. People like Quom and Sousa have tried to emulate us with their incessant bickering but they cannot possibly hope to top us. We truly had the most pointless and never ending blood feud. EWB truly is worse having lost you. I only hope you may grace our doorstep once more.

  6. Just reached 200 +1's. Only 999800 to go, we can do it guys!

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    2. Dan

      Dan

      It'd be great if you eventually got to 0 then someone reset it back to -999999

    3. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      Sing more funny songs like Lovecast and I will give you all my +1s!

    4. Monkey D. Lars
  7. Bring back the EWB Attitude Era! We want a to bring back a time when Dan could call an admin a cunt and get away with it! None of this kiddy PG mature era bullshit!

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    2. Ol' Spanktooth

      Ol' Spanktooth

      JukeboxHero is coming back to end the pee gee urrrraahhhhhh

    3. Lint

      Lint

      Jukebox Hero is coming back to lead the Zack Rydur urruhhhh!

    4. Nerf

      Nerf

      It all went downhill when I got suspended for posting that penis in Motherfucking Cocksuckers :(

  8. SPOILERS: LINDA WINS! LINDA WINS! LINDA WINS! 4 MORE YEARS OF THE PG URRUH!

    1. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      AH HATE PEEJEE URRUH! WTF AMERCIA?!

  9. 18 +1's down, a hell of a lot to go...

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Sousa has agreed to enter a coalition with me. Every time you +1 one of his posts, you do the same to mine and vice versa. That should cut down the wait. :)

    3. Maxx

      Maxx

      We'll get back what those fascists took from you!

    4. Katsuya

      Katsuya

      You'll get to -1 and then it'll be reset back.

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      There's a chance they will cancel so don't be too green with envy just yet. If they ever do send it to me then you can be glad I will be playing with you!

    3. Ruki

      Ruki

      I will be glad! But why might they cancel it?

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      It may have been priced at 17.99 by mistake, at which point they'll say 'This was an error but you are free to re-order at the intended rate of 39.99' or what have you. Though, they listed a whole bunch of other pre-orders at price too like Halo 4, Forza Horizon, Fable whateveritssubtitled, X-COM...so, I dunno what'll happen.

  10. RIP Geoffrey Hughes - Let's mourn his passing with this infamous moment:

  11. FEED.ME.(BIGGER).JAWS.

    1. Sweet Holy Moses

      Sweet Holy Moses

      Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the buffet table...

  12. I will inflict Deaf on you so that you do not hear my lovely singing and get inspired by it.

  13. I don't know why, there's nothing worth looking at.

  14. Quom, baby, I only troll because I love.

  15. Happy BrentMDenny day! Almost as many in that hive mind as Sousa.

    1. Nerf

      Nerf

      BMH kinda sounds like MPH. Banned.

  16. Apparently tonights Channel 4 news had a shocking piece on internet chat room Habbo Hotel. Reporters were horrofied when they found out it still existed.

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    2. Dan

      Dan

      We get it stoke.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Shut up, Overload.

      You too, Daniel.

    4. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      Stupid phone always double-posts all my comments. ¬_¬

  17. Ruki! I heard about these games a while ago and I think they might serve you well! www.youtube.com/user/WatchItPlayed

  18. OI, TEOL, how about that Tic Tac Toe commentary?

  19. New Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer DLC tommorow, is there anyone left that cares?

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      It's free!

      Well, you can play on the maps right away but you have to collect the new classes/weapons from the packs.

    3. LL!

      LL!

      Still doesn't seem worth it.

    4. King Ellis
  20. kicked Major Glory. Not sure if I'll kick the other Justice Friends.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Valhallen was not amused.

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