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  1. King Ellis

    =/ You live it.

  2. King Ellis

    Anybody that uses Shopto.net mind getting me 2000 Microsoft points if I paypal them the money? They don't like my debit card. :/

    1. Johnny Latino Heat

      Johnny Latino Heat

      I would, but it doesn't like my card either... Are you in the UK? Have you tried www.gamepointsnow.com? It's where I get mine and it works fine for me.

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      There's a fiver difference between the two.

    3. LL!

      LL!

      No.

  3. King Ellis

    Sorry for last night on the chat, guys :/

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I make no promises. There might be a demand for it.

    3. Rafael

      Rafael

      He's never apologised for that before. :/

    4. LL!

      LL!

      Sorry, I'm not sorry.

  4. King Ellis

    #TEOL

  5. King Ellis

    Liniker? More like go fuck yourself.

  6. King Ellis

    No TGIF this week?

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    2. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      Could have started earier too since Smackdown was already on

    3. Maxx

      Maxx

      It hasn't been ruled out, just hasn't been confirmed yet.

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Thank god it's Fried?

  7. King Ellis

    Good.

  8. King Ellis

    You fucking plums. Statuses are meant to be spoiler free! There goes my plan of watching last night's BBC coverage of the election on the iPlayer. :/

  9. King Ellis

    I've got bad news for you Ellis' Death fans...

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Scratch that!

  10. King Ellis

    I'm finally up 1000 +1's! Only 999k to go!

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      -1

    2. GA!

      GA!

      +999999. Only one to go!

    3. Noah

      Noah

      Did Brenchy just misappropriate one of Baddar's -1's? Shame on him.

  11. King Ellis

    Don't forget to put your cocks back.

  12. King Ellis

    Just here to make you paranoid.

  13. King Ellis

    R.I.P Ceefax http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=88369&st=0

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      That was only in May? I thought that was years ago.

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Attention whore.

  14. King Ellis

    You're only supposed to read the bloody diaries!

  15. King Ellis

    Kirkland got slapped?!

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    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      I think you may have missed the... ah, forget it.

    3. EddieG

      EddieG

      Speaking of which, anyone seen Matt around lately?

    4. brenchill

      brenchill

      I saw him in ASDA this morning.

  16. King Ellis

    Week 1 of October is done, why not catch up on my blog? Highlights include two doctors, some tomatoes and a basket. Oh and GIANT SPIDERS. http://amplesalty.tumblr.com/

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      Fuck you, Ellis.

    3. Mick

      Mick

      Packers?

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Alas, no.

  17. King Ellis

    Ooh err, sounds like some nasty stuff about Freddie Starr's about to come out...

    1. LL!

      LL!

      Fag.

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Now who's being mean?!

    3. LL!

      LL!

      You. :(

  18. King Ellis

    Midgets, siamese twins and a black man with no arms or legs that can light a cigarette with his mouth. http://amplesalty.tumblr.com/

    1. LL!

      LL!

      Racist =/

    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      Prince Randian is the best of men.

  19. King Ellis

    Let's not get crazy now.

  20. King Ellis

    Friend!

  21. King Ellis

    Larry Zbyszko's house, that infamous episode of Cribs.

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      Welcome to Larryland!

    2. Josh

      Josh

      "This where the magic human game of chess happens."

  22. King Ellis

    Maxx, rally the troops! There has been an injustice!

    1. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      Nah, we're all revoultioned out.

  23. King Ellis

    Are you having a bully day?

  24. King Ellis

    Great, amazing, fantastic, wonderful, terrific, best day in EWB history. Great, great, great, great, great. Great!

  25. King Ellis

    D-Lyrium forums are proud to announce the permanent signing of Mr Potato Head on a free transfer from EWB. Manager Ringo Masterson said he was delighted to add such an accomplished and experienced troll to his squad.

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      Wonderful!

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Wait, D-Lyrium is a forum? I thought it was just some guy on GDS' forum.

    4. tristy

      tristy

      D-Lyrium sucked

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