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King Ellis

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  1. A moment's thought for the lost Lance Cade. One day I really should amened that Casual Cade Day listing on the calendar to it's proper day.

  2. Unconfirmed report: Liniker wants Blue Peter badge for reporting on speculation.

  3. Who is The Quomtessential Wrestler?

    1. Crybaby Bunting
    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Knob Backlund.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      (because he likes them and wants pictures of them not because he is one)

  4. Does Sousa get royalties from Bad News Barrett?

    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      No, because it's a big difference from Surly News Sousa

  5. You're all a bunch of Christmas cunts.

  6. I feel like we're missing an important topic today...

    1. Sweet Holy Moses

      Sweet Holy Moses

      Is it Carlito's birthday?

  7. 3 bastard hours long, you're killing me Hammy.

    1. ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster
    2. ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      You should have gone for Gosford Park - only 2 and a quarter or so.

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Its not Hammy's fault Raw is 3 hours, blame USA Network

  8. Come read about that Christmas special you've seen plastered over RAW starring EWB's favourite perrenial midcarder, The Miz!

  9. The Diary Cube is a lot like a Stephen King novel, it's always been Under The Dome.

  10. Who will post The Lounge's 10,000th topic?!

  11. Who wants to help pick my final Stephen King film for tomorrow?

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      NO. Though, Sometimes They Come Back is much shorter than I had anticipated so I suppose that can be eligible.

    3. Maxx

      Maxx

      Do noted steaming pile of shit, Dreamcatcher!

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      2 hours and 13 minutes? You sick little monkey!

  12. EWBattleground - worth reading?

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Put it on your rainy day list but don't go out of your way.

  13. I like my women how I like my coffee - with my dick in it!

  14. I curse Cloudy for making me watch a movie that's harder to find than hen's teeth.

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Pfft, like I have Netflix. What little I could find had like hard foreign subtitles.

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Don't hate on Cloudy, asshole!

    4. ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster

      The film of French war heroes?

  15. It's the first day of October! Stop waking up Green Day and come read about Maximum Overdrive instead.

    1. apsham

      apsham

      I refuse to do any of this, purely because you made a Green Day reference.

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Sept 30th and Oct 1st truely is the bane of my Twitter existence, purely for the fact that all manner of Green Day things trend. "HEY @GREENDAY, SEPTEMBER ENDED!"

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      This kinda awfulness is exactly why I'll never read your blog!

  16. Who knew that Breaking Bad took place entirely in some kids snow globe?

  17. Reply from Violent J, not Shaggy 2 Dope :)

  18. Is your upcoming diary just a elongated plot to bring in Hennig's arch rival 'Above Average' Mike Sanders?

  19. George Zimmerman found not guilty acting suspiciously so he shot it too.

  20. Can't believe some fucking plum has a picture of Andy Murray with the Wimbledon trophy in his sig. I was gonna watch that tommorow. :/

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    2. Sousa
    3. MDK
    4. Adam

      Adam

      If you'd managed to avoid that result even without me I think you'd have deserved a knighthood yourself.

  21. Apparently Matt Damon and George Clooney are going to be in A BLOCKBUSTER!

    1. LL!

      LL!

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BLOCKBUSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      That's nice of them to stop in the struggling video store, don't know what good it will do, but I guess Netflix can't deliver actual celebrities in person, so....

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