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King Ellis

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Status Updates posted by King Ellis

  1. copying status updates and trying to be funny is,um, not funny.

  2. Believe it or not, George isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep.

    1. Nerf

      Nerf

      I could be out, or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be?

    2. KONGO

      KONGO

      I... don't... be-LEEEEEVE IT!

  3. I misread the trending topics on Twitter and thought Kenny Omega was taking the stand at the Michael Jackson trial.

  4. "...he's also suffering from anal bleeding." That's it, I'm out.

  5. I watched this past week's Friday Night Smackdown and then wrote words about it for Zero's blog. Go read them. http://www.kickoutwrestling.com/2011/09/wwe-smackdown-september-9-2011.html

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    2. Plubby

      Plubby

      Oh my god, Ellis has a blog?!

    3. Hobo

      Hobo

      Ellis has Zero's blog!

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I have Zero's blog and i'm holding it ransom on behalf of Randy Orton. We expect a full and frank apology from Mr Zero and for him to admit his love and admiration for The Viper.

  6. SEX IN THE KITCHEN is currently trending worldwide on Twitter. Not sure how that'll make WWE money, they are PG after all.

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    2. EddieG

      EddieG

      I wanna +1 comments on statuses :(

    3. Berober

      Berober

      In the UK, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAX is trending. We need to get on board with this gimmick quickly.

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Twitter is slow, it was Maxx's birthday months ago.

  7. *Additional Edinburgh festival joke*

  8. Wahey, it's actionpad's birthday! Let's go out and get legless!

    1. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Don't worry, he is only pulling your leg.....oh...:(

  9. Waiting on that Top 100 list of EWB lists now.

    1. LL!

      LL!

      OMG YOU'RE SO META! NOT! I HATE YOU! GO FUCKING DIE!

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      =/ Telling me to go die? That is worse than MPH. I suggest LL takes a 2 week holiday!

    3. LL!
  10. I just realised the comment you left me was a haiku, you magnificent bastard.

  11. Ban MPH in '11.

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    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Well this has convinced me.

    3. GA!
    4. Rich

      Rich

      That you're a cunt lines up against you as well

  12. http://www.justin.tv/kouerson Come watch Kou J Kouerson play games and talk nonsense as he does so.
  13. I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing but I think unicorns are pretty kick ass!

  14. Arsenic, my friend, good to hear from you! Glad you are alive.

  15. I like your classy personal picture.

  16. You look like Charlie Sheen, my friend!

  17. Bloody News of the World.

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    2. Berober

      Berober

      If there was ever any doubt that NotW had any morality left...

    3. GA!

      GA!

      Have you read Carole Malone's column? There was no morality to begin with.

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      Ford just pulled their advertising from NOTW, first of many hopefully.

  18. Added zero (is) gay topics.

    1. Gazz
    2. zero
    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      LET ME FINISH, GAWD!

      is gay wedding supporter. Jeez!

  19. NUGH! No, you're dead, mate, you're dead! You just cost me 2 grand! You're a dead man, i'm gonna find out where you drink and you're a fuc

  20. I've got them! I told you to get them! I've got them, now jump the chasm. JUMP THE CHASM!

  21. I better, mate. I'm gonna get to the other side and i'm gonna get that black ruby and i'm gonna get my two grand.

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