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Tonight has taught me that all new music is terrible
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So you weren't flying high like a G6?
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"You want to see some ass?
I want to see some cash.
Blahblah don't remember this line.
That's gonna make me dance."
Truer words have never been spoken.
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The square root of 69 is 8-something...
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Someone explain the end of Inception please. Either comment or through PM. Thanks so much
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He got shot in the butt-tocks.
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Miss Scarlet did it, but the police got her.
Then Mrs. Peacock did it, but the police got her.
But how it really happened was that it was Mr. Green. In the Hall. With the Revolver.
Now he's going home to sleep with his wife.
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A wizard did it.
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According to a poll by something called Ivillage most married women would rather sleep than have sex with their husbands. I find it ridiculous but there you go. On a totally unrelated note congratulations Zero
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To be honest I had no idea what it was
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Well, I guess if you don't live in the US you could get it wrong, but there's no way an American citizen could not have seen the statue enough times to know what hand holds the torch.
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Srar is a fine American wife.
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I am embarassed to say that now that I actually watch Communiity I think Donald Glover would have made a great Spiderman.
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Anyone else ever been playing with your kids and all their toys and have so much fun with the toys you didnt realize the kids stopped playing with you like a half an hour ago?
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I'm jealous of kids toys... I wanna ride his QuadBike but I'm too big
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I want to have a kid just so I can play with toys again and not be judged by society.
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I did it with all my brother's toys. Then he grew up and took all my old ones, so I get to play with them again. It's awesome.
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We watched Paranormal Activity last night. Oh my god I was so scared!
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Yes, I'm one of them.
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Liar, you're too young to be Teej's kid. Grandkid, more like.
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TGC will never lose the power to impregnate. He is virile!
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Am I the only one excited that Shark week is about to start? Does this make me some sort of geek? I am ok if it does.
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What's Shark Week?
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I love how it's being phrased like this isn't a message board with a ton of geeks on it (myself included).
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Why my friends Shark Week is only the most baddest ass week of programming the Discovery Channel does all year! Air Jaws people! AIR JAWS!
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The board is offline? So that means I'm here alone! *runs through board naked*
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is this going to end up like that Friends episode and someone like Powerhart will end up thinking Srar wants him?
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Srar loves Mexicans.
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They do taste quite spicy sometimes though.
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I dont think Summ started that sir
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I cause pregnancy
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Condoms are the devil...according to the Pope.
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It's true
