CobraKaiEnTai
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Status Updates posted by CobraKaiEnTai
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In an effort to keep up with the latest trend, I'm hereby declaring myself Mr. Fabulous February Fight Fest
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In the immortal words of the great early 90's philosopher, Mr. Horse: "No sir, I don't like it."
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Is it just mere coincidence that 'Royal Rumble' and 'Roman Reigns' feature the same number of letters, and are each a 5-letter word starting with R followed by a 6-letter word starting with R? Thus I've concluded, Roman Reigns is destined to win the Royal Rumble in the future for aliteration purposes if nothing else.
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You are on to something here. Because ''CM Punk'' doesn't have the same number of letters, which must mean that he is in the dog house!
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And "The Undertaker" is an anagram of "The Streak Ender" if you misspell one of the words and add an "s", meaning that the Undertaker's streak will be ended by the Fake Undertaker Brian Lee. Textbook.
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Its still possible...... But is it just mere coincidence that Undertaker and Undefeated are both 10 letter words starting with Unde? I think not.......ok, I'll stop now.
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It is now the 23rd of April 2015 which means I have been part of EWB for 10 straight years now. Thanks for tolerating me all this time.
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Well actually only 5 years trying to find suitable challengers for Carlito, it was William Regal before that
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CLOSE ENOUGH.
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Pfft It's all about the Australian's now.
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It took me 10 years and nearly 2 months, but I've made 5000 posts on EWB! If I had a nickel for every post I made on here, I'd have......5000 nickels! Or 250 dollars, but that doesn't sound THAT impressive does it? Well neither does 5000 posts over 10 years when you think about it, its only 1.37 posts per day. But still, its something right?
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Generally spicy food is a good challenger. I wonder if Curry Man has ever challenged Carlito.
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No he hasn't, since I just signed Christopher Daniels to my roster earlier this year
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Show me the proof that they're the same person
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Its my 30th Birthday! Its also pmiriancunnighamr and tgradylevyx's 30th, uwosashley's 28th and Emperor DC's 22nd. Hope you all have great b-days
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Carlito!
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Happy birthday pmiriancunnighamr!
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If you're wondering where your hilarious barb went, I deleted it.
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Its my birthday today EWB. Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie!
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JTH debuted his new gimmick, "Guy who makes random observations about wrestling that no one really cares about", in other words JTH became Matt Striker.
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Just found out what happened at the Super Bowl. Can we say predictable? First The Rock appears in a Got Milk ad and then Cena wins the Super Bowl again when he clearly didn't need it
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Lint is the last one to post in every main area of EWB. Come on everyone else, get on the ball.
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Looking at my WWE 2013 calendar, wondering if C.M. Punk feels disrespected as he isn't assigned to a specific month, but instead on the opening calendar of the last 4 months of this year instead. Of course he wasn't even on the 2012 calendar, while Ted Dibiase was (in that same position mind you)
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Me and Carlito spitting in the face of people who don't want to be cool.....while discussing inter-urban politics or something
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Melina v. Alicia Fox: The build-up was superb, the athleticism extraordinary, the star power unmatched, the fans were in a frenzy to see it happen, it had WrestleMania main event written all over it and it delivered in spades. Undertaker v. Shawn Michaels had nothing on this.....HAHAHAHA, sorry I couldn't get through that with a straight face. The match was terrible
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Or just dead.
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Or just pan.
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Son of a bitch! How dare he mock Stone Cold Steve Austin's favorite match.
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Merry Christmas everyone! Hope none of you got left home alone, weren't visited by 3 ghosts during the night, didn't knock Santa Claus off your roof so you have to become the new Santa, that you all live on 34th street so you can experience a miracle, and everybody gets their Turbo Man action figures and Red Ryder B.B. Guns and has a wonderful life. Just don't feed any furry creatures after midnight and enjoy your Christmas Vacation.
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Phew yeah. Glad none if that happened to me. I couldn't take much more after what just happened to me at Nakatomi Plaza. Here's hoping next year is better, but I do have to go to the airport then. Le sigh.
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John McClain does not Le Sigh! -.-
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I just had TO serenade Marjorie Reynolds with White Christmas, which I pretended I had written.
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Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
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Merry Christmas to all and Nathan Jones, who's been to jail!
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Not only that, he also apparently produces his own milk
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He's a man of many talents, to be sure.
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My client Brock Lesnar will challenge Carlito...er, Nathan Jones.....to a Jimmy John's eating contest
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Don't count out that guy whos is retiring. I forget his name, I think Zeb called him a dirty que jumper.
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Nathan Jones: He squirts milk from his nipples in the face of people who don't want to be koalas
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Now that Carlito has regained the I-3 Title, what should his next goal be?: a) challenge for the World Title, b) become President of the United States, c) challenge the Undertaker's Streak at WrestleMania XXIX
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Carlito!
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Carlito needs to stay the course. Sobriety is a marathon, not a sprint. It is a goal achieved one day... nay, one hour at a time every hour of every day.
Leave the politics to the children.
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Why not all three?
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Officially cast by vote in Obamney/Ryden-gate 2012. I'm not used to a poll that doesn't feature Carlito
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Ok, let me get in my time machine and while I'm at it, maybe I can go back to a point in time when you were actually funny
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OK, whitest timeline EWB, you've won me over with the polls now allowing 15 choices for each question. Now just give us an orange (and black) skin again and we'll be set.
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One week after Easter, its time for a Christian to win a title for his Peeps
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SONOFA!!!!!
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