Summer Transfer Window 2023

[METALMAN]

2 minutes ago, Baddar said:

Carra was clearly having a laugh with that 2nd tweet. It was funny but naturally people took it seriously because he didn't use the 

: / is also acceptable 

[Szumi]

23 minutes ago, Baddar said:

Carra was clearly having a laugh with that 2nd tweet. It was funny but naturally people took it seriously because he didn't use the 

Twitter needs a Comic Sans setting!

[stokeriño]

I sympathise with Carragher. It is difficult for people who frequently have bullshit opinions to distinguish their joke bullshit opinions from their legitimate bullshit opinions, and honestly the easiest way he can escape from that conundrum is to just get better opinions.

[METALMAN]

You can tell when Jamie Carragher isn’t joking because he spits in little girls’ faces.

[Baddar]

Kane is officially a Bayern player. 

[King Ellis]

Looking forward to the social media announcements being like

 

[Naitch]

14 hours ago, METALMAN said:

You can tell when Jamie Carragher isn’t joking because he spits in little girls’ faces.

He spits in the face of people who don't want to joke...

Spoiler

[Gazz]

15 hours ago, Baddar said:

Carra was clearly having a laugh with that 2nd tweet. It was funny but naturally people took it seriously because he didn't use the 

In an industry that employs such brain dead goons as Gabby Agbonlahor, there is no room for irony and sarcasm.

[Twist]

1 hour ago, King Ellis said:

Looking forward to the social media announcements being like

 

Having now watched the actual Kane announcement video I'm so disappointed it wasn't a video of wrestling Kane with Harry Kane's face chokeslamming people with various clubs badges over their faces.

[Malenko]

2 hours ago, Baddar said:

Kane is officially a Bayern player. 

I don't know if it's true because I haven't seen an official announcement but apparently, according to a German newspaper, he's on the squad facing RB Leipzig for the German supercup later today?

[Hobo]

This is all fascinating to me. There's a big palaver online over transfer chat that I just cannot be arsed with half the time but this is genuinely interesting as it has generated a lot of, probably, agent-generated noise.  

I like that Liverpool and Brighton are both just holding steady over the whole thing. I assume this stuff happens all the time in transfers but we just don't always see it in the public sphere.

Whatever happens, maybe Caicedo should ditch the agent and get a new one.

 

[Twist]

2 hours ago, Malenko said:

I don't know if it's true because I haven't seen an official announcement but apparently, according to a German newspaper, he's on the squad facing RB Leipzig for the German supercup later today?

Kane winning a trophy within 24 hours of leaving Spurs sounds about right.

[The Lusophone]

Supercups don't count.

[Bobfoc]

But they're more super than normal cups.

[gunnar hendershow]

Supercups only count when your club wins them, it's a known fact.

[Malenko]

I support a lower league club and maybe because of that I believe every cup is important, but I understand for those used to winning the premier league or the champions league it may feel irrelevant. Still, Harry Kane hasn't won any of those, so yeah...

[Plubby]

1 hour ago, Twist said:

Kane winning a trophy within 24 hours of leaving Spurs sounds about right.

He won a trophy earlier in the offseason 😤

[Twist]

2 hours ago, FestiveJack said:

Supercups don't count.

They do today.

[Adam]

2 hours ago, FestiveJack said:

Supercups don't count.

Tottenham haven't won the Community Shield whilst Kane was there, so it counts as much as that.

[Gazz]

Leipzig will win anyway.