The England thread

[IAceI]

Just seen the aftermath/scuffle. Sadly, England will also get a fine you imagine for failure to control their players.

Belgium v Scotland for me, regardless of whether the England match is on or not.

Talksport will have you!!

Bring it Talksport.

Scotland have Steven Fletcher and I like Belgium. Alan Brazil can suck on them ones.

[Lineker]

Looks like I'm gonna watch Scotland too. Sky channel 951.

[IAceI]

ESPN 417 if you're cultured like me.

It's nice to see the Sunderland groundsman got himself a new job out in Poland so soon after his sacking.

[stokeriño]

I'm not sure who this poor woman is that they've thrown out to answer ITV's questions. I can only imagine her job title is Assistant Sacrificial Lamb.

Apparently there's no need to have people working the pitch for drainage because they have a heating system that could evaporate all the water in 30 mins if the roof were closed. Suuuuure.

[Lineker]

That heating system sounds fucking immense.

[Starvinho]

Here we go, pitch inspection now

[stokeriño]

Unless the heating system involves Johnny Storm flying round the stadium several times I don't see how they'd manage it.

The "does the ball bounce now?" test is hilarious.

[MJB]

The rain hasn't stopped, nothing has been done to the pitch and so the referee is now having another look at the pitch.

It's not going to have gotten any better, you absolute plum.

[Starvinho]

Just close the roof, fuck the wind and rain, it'll be reet.

[Lineker]

The pundits are being hilarious

[stokeriño]

"Hold your horses everyone! FIFA are on the case!"

It gets better and better.

[Lineker]

Bwahaha

[MJB]

Adrian Chiles: "When does heavy rain become a downpour?"

Roy Keane's face was priceless

[IAceI]

Roy is not amused.

[Lineker]

Dixon is killing it

[Gazz]

That is his happy face.

Roy is the Irish Baddar.

[Starvinho]

:lmao: some fans on the pitch doing Klinsmanns!

[Lineker]

Amazing

[stokeriño]

More people who can't provide any answers thrown in front of the camera. Lovely.

[Colly]

This banter is just as amazing as when it happened in the Euros. This buck passing on the other hand is highly irritating.