The England thread

[MDK]

Oh Danny boy, the dives, the dives are calling

Funny thing is Andy Townsend went on and on and on about how, basically he dived, but without saying he dived and instead praising him for it.

Townsend is a prat in Fifa and he is a prat in real life. Art imitating life imitating art.

[MDK]

Much better Danny

[King Ellis]

C'mon, get the man, the myth, the Larry Zbyszko that is Andy Selva on. He'll make this competitive.

[Gazz]

Sorry Summ, wasn't considering penalties. :/

That's why I usually bet on Lampard to score first on the rare occasions I make that bet.

[MDK]

Did that San Marino player try to mount Cahill?

[Dan]

[GA!]

Don't fucking celebrate England. You're playing the UEFA equivalent of Grimsby Town. The star player in San Marino's team plays in Serie C. Gits.

[SRN]

COME ON SAN MARINO BOUNCE BACK

[MDK]

I love the San Marino captain.

[Gazz]

I love the San Marino captain.

You can go talk to him on Monday, he works in the HSBC in Hackney.

[Starvinho]

I knew it would take us a while to get the first goal, but I expect us to get a few now. 5 or 6-0 easy.

[Gazz]

Another 15 minutes and you'll start to see the fitness difference between professionals and amateurs.

2-3 San Marino.

[Nerf]

Oh Danny boy, the dives, the dives are calling

Funny thing is Andy Townsend went on and on and on about how, basically he dived, but without saying he dived and instead praising him for it.

[9 to 5]

No, Townsend reckons to be Irish.

[Hobo]

Andy Townesend is a noted former England international.

[Gazz]

Oh Danny boy, the dives, the dives are calling

Funny thing is Andy Townsend went on and on and on about how, basically he dived, but without saying he dived and instead praising him for it.

Andy Townsend's from the Republic of Ireland.

[Nerf]

Hey, I heard Andy Townsend is Irish. Can anyone confirm that?

[MDK]

Girl kick from Cahill

[Adam]

Rooney and/or Welbeck need to go off. Stop trying all this intricate shit, you don't need to do it. Defoe and Carroll would probably just shoot on sight and it'd get us a few more goals.

Getting a bit embarrassing.

[stokeriño]

Rooney and/or Welbeck need to go off. Stop trying all this intricate shit, you don't have the skill for it. Defoe and Carroll would probably just shoot on sight and it'd get us a few more goals.

Getting a bit embarrassing.