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The Australians are in a hilarious position. Steve Smith is obviously captaining the side in everything but name, because Cricket Australia's punishment was that he would never be allowed to be captain again after his ban ended. Tim Paine is just doing nothing except standing next to Smith whilst he sets all the fields and decides the bowling options.

Meanwhile, Tim Paine isn't scoring any runs and isn't even the best wicket-keeper in the side, however they can't drop him because they need him to go out and flip a coin before every match and pretend that he's in charge. Even if he "drops himself" there's nobody obvious to take over the captaincy unless they go left-field with someone like Siddle or Lyon.

And all the while Smith goes along, scoring runs and making all the decisions of a captain, as if he never got a punishment in the first place...

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Only the England test side could snatch defeat from the jaws of victory after having a team at 122-8 on the opening day.

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