EWB's "Sexiest" list 2013

[=BK=]

I ran across today and decided to do this year's.

Your 10 sexiest, most attractive, nerdgamergeekgirl, I want to take her home and introduce her to my mother women in the world.

10pts for 1st, 1pt for 10th.

Go!

Rules

1. No children (Sansa Stark is the absolute minimum)
2. No pornstars (looking at you TMW...) Since I'm running it I will allow them. Sexy person is a sexy person even if they take or give dick for a living.
3. No Alter Bridge
4. Anybody voting for their own girlfriend/fiancee/wife will be branded as 'whipped' forever, pointed at, laughed at and probably shunned by the populace at large.

Right off the bat this year to avoid confusion I will say that men are allowed if you want them.

You have a week

[Sousa]

1. Meacon's Wife

2. Overlady

3. Matt's Sister

4. Overlord's Sister

5. That One Girl NBT Knows That Everybody Apparently Met At A Big England Wrestling Thing

6. TKz's Girlfriend Whom He Should Dump

7. Mrs. RK

8. That One Coworker of Ruki's Who Was the Source of the HER TITS RUKI Thing

9. Sousa in Proper Makeup

10. Lee Meriwether

[Your Mom]

I think the top Stables list was the sexiest

[TKz]

Number 7! Take that Sousa in makeup.

[Sousa]

To be honest I don't even remember what your girlfriend looks like.

[TKz]

I kind of figured it wasn't an actual thing when you listed you in makeup.

[Sousa]

No it's a serious thing. Mrs. RK is fucking sexy.

EDIT: Okay I remembered your real name. Is that your girlfriend? Awww, she looks nice. I'm bumping Mrs. RK down a bit.

[LL!]

Clearly you haven't seen future Ms. LL. She's adorable.

[Gazz]

More adorable than Sousa wearing eyeshadow?

[LL!]

By a smidge.

[LittleDaniel]

As far as I'm aware, only one EWBer's girlfriend has been sent creepy stalker mail by LL. I feel like this needs to be taken into consideration.

[Benjamin]

So that means LL's the sexiest, no?

[=BK=]

You all are horrible,horrible people.

[HC]

Since porn stars are allowed, I bet Kendra Lust would top Cena's list.

Edited May 28, 2013 by HeadCheese

[LittleDaniel]

Why?

[Summers]

1. Summers

[Lineker]

Rich.

[brenchill]

1. "ravishing" brenchill

2. The rest

[King Ellis]

1. Meacon's Wife

2. Overlady

3. Matt's Sister

4. Overlord's Sister

5. That One Girl NBT Knows That Everybody Apparently Met At A Big England Wrestling Thing

6. TKz's Girlfriend Whom He Should Dump

7. Mrs. RK

8. That One Coworker of Ruki's Who Was the Source of the HER TITS RUKI Thing

9. Sousa in Proper Makeup

10. Lee Meriwether

11. Riceman 4k's Sister

12. Mick's Niece

?

[Jimmy]

if TEOL doesn't put me at number 1 I won't be happy