The all-purpose GTAV Online thread

[Dan]

Loaded my account with £100 so I can buy all the guns and cars.

[Maxx]

Awww....multiplayer heists won;t be available from the start

You will not get any money from a heist, ever.

[Your Mom]

Me and Ruki will pull our own heists! With Jet Packs and Hookers and Blow!

[MalaCloudy Black]

Good luck with that, he'll probably eat all of those things.

[Gazz]

Me and Ruki will pull our own heists! With Jet Packs and Hookers and Blow!

1. There isn't a jetpack big enough to get Ruki off the ground.

2. You can't fly a stunt plane, nevermind a Jet Pack.

[King Ellis]

Ruki was delighted when he learned he could rob the 24/7 super markets but immediately traded the game in when it transpired they just give you cash, not family size bags of Doritos.

[probablyoliver]

Not sure what happened to the social club link although it seems to have happened when I edited the post on my phone. I'll wait until I get home this evening and fix it all up when I get on my laptop. Also I'll get the gamertag list all updates this afternoon too.

I'm super pumped. Everyone will die.

[probablyoliver]

List is all up to date as of Blaze, there's definitely enough of both sides of the console spectrum to have all of the fun so that's always a plus.

As mentioned earlier I'll make sure to fix the social club link when I get back to Snowball's this evening. If anyone wanted to sign up in the mean time just follow the instructions Ellis gave on the first page.

[Summers]

Requested to become a Hitman.

Make me a Lt. or something higher than muscle.

[probablyoliver]

Oh shit, we should totally make the summertime slam van.

[Summers]

Holy fuck. Yes.

[probablyoliver]

Me, you, Gazz, Myke and Dan.

Old school summertiming.

[Cymbols]

Ollie, when you going to accept me into the group?

[King Ellis]

I don't have any notifications to deal with on Social Club so Summ and Cymru might have to try again.

EDIT: Ah, I didn't have any notifications on the site but I see a bunch of people to add. Will catch up on it shortly.

OK, Summ and Cymru in.

[Pizza]

I'll try again.

PS3- pizzamonkey4

Rockstar - intergalacticz

[probablyoliver]

Ollie, when you going to accept me into the group?

It's not up to me

[MDK]

Me, you, Gazz, Myke and Dan.

Old school summertiming.

Yo, we be riding hard, dawg

[ZJ Penn]

I'm in the group already but if you want to add my 360 tag to the post it's K Dawwwg90.

[probablyoliver]

I'm gonna be at my mums on Tuesday which means no online for me until Wednesday.

I fully expect the slam van to be waiting for me.

[Gazz]