The all-purpose GTAV Online thread

[LL!]

I'm gonna get my haircut in a bit and when I get back I'm gonna log on. So prepare yourselves!

[King Ellis]

Last time I went for a haircut, they tattooed cornrows on my head. :/

[LL!]

Actually, that did happen to my character as well. Hats forever*!

*Until they fix the bug!

[LL!]

Let's roll, damnit!

[Summers]

GAMBOLLLLL

[King Ellis]

Soon, probably!

[Blehschmidt]

The Valentine’s Day Massacre Special, the latest free update to GTA Online that’s coming this Friday features a variety of fun Valentine's themed extras for Story Mode and GTA Online.

NEW WEAPON: GUSENBERG SWEEPER

Nothing says “I love you” quite like the warm wooden grip and cold steel barrel of a Gusenberg Sweeper machine gun. Get it from any Ammu-Nation location in GTA Online (in Story Mode, the Sweeper is automatically deposited into each character's weapon inventory with two full clips and additional ammo can be purchased at Ammu-Nation).

NEW VEHICLE: ALBANY ROOSEVELT

Paint the town red in the classically-inspired Albany Roosevelt. This armored 1920s limousine is perfect for gangsters and their molls. To properly run amok with the new Roosevelt, get in the driver’s seat and let your friends or Crewmates hang off the side, firing and taking out your rivals as you pass them by. The Roosevelt can be accessed from any garage property in Story Mode and is available in GTA Online from the legendarymotorsport.net in-game website.

NEW ATTIRE

Dress to the nines in a host of new double breasted suits and 1920s flapper dresses, or bare it all in sexy undergarments while going incognito with a selection of new masquerade masks. There are also new novelty t-shirts, hats and more available in stores throughout Los Santos, plus a new Flapper Bob hairstyle exclusively for the ladies.

10 NEW JOBS

The Valentine’s Day Massacre also includes 10 new Jobs scattered like the remnants of a broken heart throughout the world of GTA Online, including Deathmatches, a new Parachute Jump and new land, sea and cycling Races.

Everything in the Valentine’s Day Massacre Special will be available for a limited time starting this Friday, but once acquired you will be able to keep them in your inventory for good. We will also have more information soon for other forthcoming GTA Online content updates including the Dangerous Business Pack, Online Heists, an expansion to the Creator tool and lots more

[9 to 5]

New parachute jump?

[Summers]

new suits!

[King Ellis]

The Shield's Justice delivery will be on temporary hiatus as the Hitmen take to delivering justice via means of Sexy Punk.

[9 to 5]

Yeah the new suits are pretty rad.

[9 to 5]

So yeah, GTlAds tonight?

[King Ellis]

750k for the new car? Hoooooooorrible.

[9 to 5]

I was hoping it was free!

[King Ellis]

Nope! Neither are the gun or the clothes!

And I think they added a thing where you get punished financially for running people over whilst they're in passive. Some guy ran me over and he got charged $30.

[MalaCloudy Black]

The sexy underwear is women only. Awful. Why can't my male character wear white lace panties?

But yeah, the suits are dapper as fuck. Also noticed they added an option in the back/select menu to not accidentally kill your friends, and in the inventory there's an "Auto-Equip Armor" option, and when you have that turned off body armor doesn't appear on your character model.

EDIT: Oh, and for some reason my female character has stubble that I can't get rid of. Well, time to start rocking a full face mask or find someone who loves me for me, stubble and all..

[9 to 5]

That body armour thing needed to be in since day one.

[MalaCloudy Black]

Yeah, I hate body armor appearing over my clothes and it's always been kind of a minor annoyance to go to inventory -> body armor -> "none". Also, male characters do get sexy underwear - heart boxers. Still lame!

The Rat Loader's 100% free though. Not only that, but every upgrade that you have unlocked can be applied to it for FREE. I just have to figure out what car to get rid of now to make room for it.

Also, crew cap went up from 300 to 1,000!

[King Ellis]

Free shots and lap dances at the strip club and free cinema tix all weekend

3x Cash payouts on sea races

3x XP on arm wrestling

3x XP on cruising with friends

Get your life jackets, lads.

[MalaCloudy Black]

issues with the Cornrows haircut and situations where characters would become bald after using a mask.

I liked the cornrows glitch, but thank fuck for that second one. It was a pain in the ass. I'd forget about it, put on a mask, and then be bald when I took it off and have to go spend money on a haircut in practically every session.