David Moyes sacked by Man Utd

[Noah]

^{Odds for David Moyes Next Job}

sportsbet.com.au

Newcastle 4.00

Celtic 7.00

Tottenham 9.00

West Ham 9.00

Aston Villa 11.00

Swansea 11.00

Norwich 13.00

Southampton 13.00

QPR 13.00

Sunderland 15.00

Stoke 17.00

Everton 19.00

Fulham 19.00

West Brom 21.00

Leicester 21.00

Rangers 34.00

Arsenal 34.00

Borussia Dortmund 41.00

Liverpool 67.00

Chelsea 101.00

Real Madrid 101.00

Barcelona 101.00

Man City 101.00

PSG 101.00

Monaco 101.00

Bayern Munich 101.00

CEO of the Co-Op 501.00

Presenter of Newsnight 501.00

Cast as the murderer of Lucy Beale in Eastenders 501.00

HMV shop manager 501.00

[King Ellis]

Bruce Forsyth, Man Utd manager would be AMAZING.

United are 2-0 down away from home and trudge into the dressing room at half time, manager Sir Bruce Forsyth following just behind them.

"Nice to see you, to see you..."

"NICE!"

"No, it's not bloody nice to see you, you're two down to bloody West Brom!"

[Matt]

That's ridiculous.

HMV are skint. No way are they employing more managers at this stage. He'll have to start on the shop floor.

[METALMAN]

The only problem I see with Bruce Forsyth is that he's about 104. He might steady things for a couple of seasons but it's not going to be a long-term appointment.

[Chael P. Sonnen]

David was so stressed, he murdered Lucy Beale? For shame..

[stokeriño]

What I find strange about those odds is that Liverpool's are shorter than the rest of the "lol no not really" football jobs (67 rather than 101), just as they're about to probably-certainly win the title.

[Ant]

Is Villanova in remission?

[The Lusophone]

Who the hell is S Dyche?

[Cymbols]

Burnley boss

[Lineker]

Ginger Mourinho.

[Jimmy]

Sean Dyche, the Burnley manager.

[The Lusophone]

Aye, thanks.

I really hope the J Cruyff listed there is Jordi for some reason.

[Lineker]

[Colly]

Nicky Bic.

[DavidMarrio]

Phil Neville would have to be the odd one out.

[Colly]

He is the only one wearing shorts if that's what you mean.

[Lineker]

Ancelotti has basically just gone and said "thanks but no thanks" when he was asked about the Utd job.

[Noah]

Nicky Butt is a beautiful man.

[stokeriño]

I really will laugh if their search for a new manager turns into a bit of a farce like their courtship of Fabregas etc. last summer.

Most probably they already have an agreement in place, though.

[brenchill]

I would say Van Gaal is a safe bet. There probably won't be an announcement made until after the WC, though.