The Summer Transfer Window Thread 2014/15

[Gazz]

I can't fathom how Marvin Emnes being utterly crap at Boro has got him a move to the Premiership.

Swansea have ordered 100,000 braided wigs to flog to supporters.

Lineker still hasn't explained why Sky Sports have signed Emre Can.

It's because Charlie Webster bit someone and has been suspended till Christmas.

[EddieG]

I can't fathom how Marvin Emnes being utterly crap at Boro has got him a move to the Premiership.

Swansea have ordered 100,000 braided wigs to flog to supporters.

Lineker still hasn't explained why Sky Sports have signed Emre Can.

It's because Charlie Webster bit someone and has been suspended till Christmas.

Charlie bit his finger?

[Gazz]

Exactly.

[Hobo]

Watch on the all new Sky Sports 5 in the U.... K..... Soz Hbob's

Don't even have the sports package included with our Sky!

[Rich]

Ha, package

[EddieG]

http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/latest-news/165669-liverpool-complete-emre-can-transfer

Obligatory leaning on something picture.

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

I really think Liverpool do all these leaning photos to take the piss now.

[Lineker]

Aaron Cresswell is having a medical at West Ham. A deal has been agreed for a fee exceeding £2m, BBC Radio Suffolk reports.

[Lineker]

Celtic have signed Scotland goalkeeper Craig Gordon on a two-year contract, with the option of a further 12 months. His last match was in April 2012.

Victor Valdes has failed his medical at Monaco.

[Kaney]

Gordon is a good keeper just don't know how much rust he'll have. Apparently Atletico Madrid were looking at Forster.

[King Ellis]

Aaron Cresswell is having a medical at West Ham. A deal has been agreed for a fee exceeding £2m, BBC Radio Suffolk reports.

Hang on, isn't he English, a left back, relatively young and highly touted? Are you sure you aren't missing a 0 off the end of that figure?

[Rafael]

He doesn't have the super extremely important Premier League experience.

[TCO]

He's 6 years older than Shaw though and played his entire career in the lower leagues. Not much of a comparison really.

[Lineker]

Gordon is a good keeper just don't know how much rust he'll have. Apparently Atletico Madrid were looking at Forster.

I read somewhere that they wanted the Costa Rica goalkeeper Navas from Levante, he was very good last season.

[stokeriño]

In a deal that I'm pretty sure I've mentioned before - but can't remember because THESE KIDS ARE ALL THE SAME - Chelsea have officially signed 16 year old Swiss midfielder Miro Muheim from FC Zurich.

...But, you know, whatever. Yawn.

[The Lusophone]

Watch him light up the Dutch leagues with Vitesse.

[stokeriño]

A couple of years from that, I think. It'll be off to the U18 team with him.

[Rafael]

Xherdan Shaqiri has to decide between a contract renewal with Bayern Munich or a move to Liverpool.

Klaas-Jan Huntelaar is a target for Arsenal.

Man City had a 32m bid accepted for Porto's Eliaquim Mangala.

Borrussia Monchengladbach are set to sign Thorgan Hazard on loan from Chelsea.

Bayern Munich are being linked with Keylor Navas.

Toulouse have rejected a 5m bid from QPR for Serge Aurier. The London club has been also linked with Nottm Forest's Jamaal Lascelles.

Petr Cech's agent confirmed today that PSG and Monaco made enquiries about the goalkeeper.

Watford confirmed they have had a bid from Burnley rejected for Troy Deeney.

Doncaster Rovers have revived their interest on Ishmael Miller.

[Gorka]

Xherdan Shaqiri has to decide between a contract renewal with Bayern Munich or a move to Liverpool.

How will he ever decide!?

[Gazz]

Egg and spoon race between Brendan and Pep?