The Summer Transfer Window Thread 2014/15

[Hobo]

I prefer to call him Little Ronald!

[Colly]

Don't let the name fool you, in real life he's very big.

[Rafael]

Ronaldinho at QPR?

This is going to be fun.

[brenchill]

DONE DEAL

[stokeriño]

This won't happen with Suarez, but it'd be funny if it did.

[TCO]

If I were him I'd troll everybody by taking a different number or just having "Suarez" on the back without the initial.

[Colly]

They've signed Les Suarez, he's top scorer in the Isthmian League.

[brenchill]

Louis Suarez, French sensation

[FLiam]

Are we really going to sign Sanchez?

Özil one season, Sanchez the next? I must be dreaming.

An attack consisting of Giroud, Özil, Sanchez, Walcott and Ramsey sounds heavenly. Except, they'll mostly be injured.

[brenchill]

Not sure how any attack containing Giroud is heavenly but ok!

[stokeriño]

Well, 22 goals last season is hardly shabby.

[METALMAN]

The Metro article on Ronaldinho is hilariously inane.

"Whether Ronaldinho can replicate his previous successes in the Premier League remains doubtful; it’s tough for young Europeans to get up to speed in one of the fastest leagues in Europe, never mind a near-retirement-aged attacking midfielder, who could easily suffer from a vitamin D deficiency in the northern hemisphere."

[therockbox]

Ronalinho

[MDK]

Ahh yes, that top Premier League team PSG

[stokeriño]

At least it's a Metro fan blog, not an article. It was always going to be fucking stupid.

[GoN_]

About Markovic... He is amazing. Has had some injury issues, but he has incredible potential. He is really fast, he can score, he has great dribbling skills...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC8hvgIXhOg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4rPQsRJyx0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkHj9EbBRIg

If Liverpool doesn't take him, he won't be here for long.

[FLiam]

An attack with Giroud is heavenly purely because of his hair. Have you not seen it?

[METALMAN]

It shows how far football has fallen that people get excited about the hairstyles of Olivier Giroud or Scott Parker. Wow! He's put a bit of Brylcreem on it!

It's not quite Carlos Valderrama. :/

[Rafael]

There's always Kyle Beckerman.

[Hobo]

It shows how far football has fallen that people get excited about the hairstyles of Olivier Giroud or Scott Parker. Wow! He's put a bit of Brylcreem on it!

It's not quite Carlos Valderrama. :/

Not to forget: