Sousa

"The Crusher and Dick the Bruiser were the best AWA Tag Team Champs ever." "I disagree, I'd go for Larry Hennig and Har--" "Oh come on man why do you always have to play the Race card?"

"The Lethal Weapon" Steve Batman.

"The media ignored this story" seems to be code for "I was not watching the news when they talked about this."

"This is a lot of shit, you know that! You want one more? One more on the beef?" -Orson Welles

"What do you want?" "FRY'S DOG!" "When do you want him?" "FRY'S DOG!"

"You should wear a helmet when you fight me!"

(pronounced DAM-ned, of course)

[PearlKing intensifies]

*hypocrites

*murders via ET*

*twirls mustache*

*walks onto front porch* *sees flaming bag of poo* "I JUST MADE YOU MY BITCH!" John Romero screams as he squeals out on his motorcycle, cackling all the while.

*Zbyszko salute*

#BatemanForTheWin #ChicksAndAmerica

+1 IGNORE LIST

+1 JUDGE POINT

:@

$IRONIC_CHOICE_FOR_WRESTLER7 was the seventh man! Unbelievable!

1. Arrive 2. Have awesome sex 3. Leave

1. Go to jth's poll thing in the EWR forum. 2. Vote for noted German kickboxer/strongman Gunther von Karma. 3. Magic.

1. Go to RK!'s list. 2. Vote for Kong. 3. ??? 4. Kong beats you up and takes the profit.

A dinosaur Victrola listenin' to Buck Owens... doo, doo, doo, lookin' out my back door!

A dwarf standing on the shoulder of a giant would be pretty awesome.

A fun game: replace virtually everyone's dialogue in any Harry Potter with "Fuck off, Potter; I want you dead." It works!

A large group of cephalopods have gathered in the Hudson River for Octopi Wall Street.