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  1. You overused Lineker in your last thread. EWB lost overness as a result.

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    2. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      Sousa apparently has 10 posts more today >_>

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      Ha, brilliant.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      Right, but you can use a main eventer in more segments.

  2. Tyson was a better wrestler than his older brother 1-2-3.

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    2. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      Poor Dynamite...

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I bet neither of them could've beaten the Reigns Brothers, Roman and Luther though.

    4. Noah

      Noah

      #keeplutherstrong

  3. 'Let's talk about Luigi's bulge.' 

    The gaming headline I never thought I'd see.

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      Ive had limited time on my desktop this week but yes.

    3. PantherFan22

      PantherFan22

      well, you know how you have Duncan v. Cody.. and you wanna bring Lightening! back... Shawat!

      Sierra should be the first to return, perhaps, to help Cody beat Duncan

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Well Lightning might not stick around long. Cant say much more than that.

      If this diary actually lasts long term, you'll see mostly everybody eventually. 

  4. Doesn't matter the sport necessarily but when it comes to fantasy sports, do you like them as complicated and stats filled as possible or really easy to just dip in and out in a few minutes?

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Complicated and stats filled, like my sex life.

    3. Pizza

      Pizza

      I haven't played fantasy sports in years.

    4. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Sad and disappointing like my....wait, what were we talking about again?

  5. Benkid we wish you well in your future endeavors

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      We were able to sign one of CAWs.ws top posters and sadly there was no room left for you on the members list.

    3. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      @EWB Creative you could at least tag me for important stuff like this! :@ 

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Only moderators are given the courtesy of being tagged for important events such as these.

  6. So was Sousa his best friend or not?

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      Yet another thing Sousa and Dean Malenko have in common.

    3. Rich

      Rich

      They aren't friends at all!

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Will nobody love Malenko? :(

  7. Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      which is all porn to me because i am a laboratory mouse whose genes have been splouced but still spare me your bullshit pinky.

    3. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Haha giantess porn gene splouced typo

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      look i am very tired this is what you're getting today.

  8. I feel sorry for that new user who had to sign up as "J ames" because Linkeker stole "James" like the meanie that he is. :(

  9. Love is all we need.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      In this case, the same could not be said of all religions.

    3. Noah

      Noah

      The bacon or the love?

    4. Sousa
  10. MAYBE! MAYBE! MAYBE!

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    2. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      I don't know, can you repeat the question?

    3. EddieG

      EddieG

      You're not the boss of me now!

    4. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      And you're not so biiiiig

  11. If we follow the JTH timetable to the letter. Nathan Jones will return to induct someone within a year or two.

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    2. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      Not possible. He's still in jail.

    3. Troy Maskell
    4. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Nathan Jones to induct Nailz naturally.

  12. So was MPH banned/had a fit and left for good? I get that impression from some of the status messages...

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      It was probably going to happen eventually anyway.

    3. Cymbols

      Cymbols

      where and when did this happen?

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      Donators forum. Cough up and see for yourself!

  13. There ain't no grave can hold Sousa down.

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      Then I guess we'll skip using a grave.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Sousa will wish he'd stopped Kaney in 2012 soon enough.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      I don't understand, why is my house surrounded by 8-year-olds with machine guns?

  14. What if Flair owed WCW?

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    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      Joke is on you, jth...

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      What if he didn't?

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Until we open the box, Flair can be thought of as both owing and being owed money from WCW.

  15. Listening to this podcast. They said Edge has the best spear in the business.

  16. Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down?

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    2. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      No, Mick, I don't think it's Triple H. Also you misspelled Triple H.

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I heard he was responsible for holding back the electric car and making Steve Guttenberg a star, though that hasn't been 100% confirmed.

    4. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Is it the infamous Chinese gangster Wi Du?

  17. Who is better looking, Ellis or metalman?

  18. Heskey scores twice in Jets' win

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      You're all jealous that Europe is lost without his world class talents.

    3. Noah

      Noah

      You're all jealous that Europe is lost without his world class talents.

    4. Owen

      Owen

      4 goals in 4 games. W. T. F.

  19. GREATEST RIC FLAIR PORNO OF ALL TIME ------>>

  20. How could any game with Ruki in it, be called Small world?

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      If you look at the far left of the map, there's a whale in the ocean. Question answered.

    3. Ruki
    4. LL!

      LL!

      Don't act like it isn't you, you fat douche fuck.

  21. Bas Rutten, noted literary critic.

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    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      ''Now Ron was deadly afraid of spiders, but Harry took one down by the legs and started making toothpaste of his face.''

      Harry Potter, spoken by Bas Rutten.

    3. Rich

      Rich

      You have no idea who Bas Rutten is do you Jason?

    4. KONGO

      KONGO

      It actually sounds like Jason knows exactly who Bas Rutten is.

  22. This status message is locked for being much too silly

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