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Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay, eternal happiness is just a dollar away.
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You want a lapdance from HeadCheese? He's just a child. :/
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Jimmy turned him down.
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I'd be happier with the dollar.
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Don't you *dun dun dun dun* forget about me *dun dun* Don't don't don't don't....
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I am the Breakfast Club, Mick.
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Is that a sandwich?
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Only at iHop
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"Socrates- he was like the Vince McMahon of philosophy, he started it all"
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Is there anything else I can help you with? Perhaps you'd like an 11-year old prostitute sent to your room. We can do that. Or maybe we can off someone for you. Huh? How's that sound? I've got it. Why don't we start small? Would you like a fresh towel? Maybe you could roll that up and smoke it.
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Tiny salmon swimming in a stream. Tiny salmon chasing that impossible dream. The mynah bird says "CAW! CA-CAW!" The chimpanzee says "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The friendly owl says "Who! Who-who!" But the salmon can only say "Bloo. Bloobloobloobloo!" And it's sad.
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I WILL.....RULE YOU! - Jimmy King
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I mean, he's no Mickey Rourke, but Ready to Rumble is a classic! So bad, it's good.
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So bad, it's really that bad.
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Ready to Rumble is awesome guys.
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Never had to knock on wood, but I know someone who has, which makes me wonder if I could.
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That's the impression that I get from their fans.
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Saw them live one and it was a blast
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something something royal oil
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From Memphis to somewhere (presumably) in South America. My road to El Dorado starts on 4th March
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'Cause I am barely breathing, and I can't find the air. Don't know who I'm kidding, imaging you care.
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No! I'm just on a 90's music kick.
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Imaging indeed!
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you might like jeff hardy's emoetry... i hears its beautiful lol
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Well, I had a million dollars but I'd, I'd spent it all.
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But we WOULD eat Kraft dinner!
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Of course we would, we'd just eat more!
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And buy really expensive ketchups.
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Who would steal thirty bagged lunches?
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Well, Ruki is a damn Sasquatch.
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Noted stealer of forty cakes Lex Luthor?
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Oh Chris Farley. Sometimes.. I miss you.
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Been on a really big Sugar Ray kick lately. What in the hell is wrong with me?
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I listen to em Every Morning.
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It never ends... it never ends.
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I have seen them live. Their lyrics were bowdlerized, and my friends and I wondered if that was done at the behest of the festival organizers or what. The very next band that came on was all "SUP MOTHERFUCKERS FUCK YEAH" so that answered our question.
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All the things that I used to say, all the words that got in the way, all the things that I used to know have gone out the window!
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Someone told me they hated Napoleon Dynamite today. How is that even possible!?
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"Napoleon Dynamite is an awkward, rather cruel person who doesn't have any friends. Then he makes a friend and dances."
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Stupid movie. Probably one of the dumbest I've ever seen.
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The only good thing to come from Napoleon Dynamite was the Robot Chicken parody.
