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  1. a dull day at the office has been rescued by Jurassic Park and the EWR forum!

  2. a film about Facebook? Really??

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    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Yeah, no, it's a really good movie.

    3. LL!

      LL!

      Sounds like pretty ignorant thinking. It's not a film about Facebook, it's a film that displays the interesting story of how Facebook was created and the lawsuits that came from it. Then again, I think we lost by giving your dumb statement any attention at all.

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      I wasn't knocking the film - how can I without actually seeing it. I'm sure it may actually be a good film. I was just expressing my suprise at how it actually got made into a movie!

  3. a man walks into a bar...

    1. Noah
    2. Benji

      Benji

      Barman asks "what're you having?"

      A faster than light neutrino walks into a bar.

  4. a mouse in the office always brings excitement to the day.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      One would imagine there are many mice in an office.

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Not so much running across ones desk whilst on the line to a journalist filing their story, though!

  5. All Secret Santa participants should check their PM's!

    1. Benji

      Benji

      I tried but he was too busy doing unsavory things with a pig.

  6. Amsterdam was fucking insane.

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    2. Matt

      Matt

      My mate is (hopefully) getting shrooms for when his folks go away in a couple of weeks time. I can't wait.

      Amsterdam though, I really want to go next year at some point.

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      I would never have guessed. >_>

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      Get strong ones, they have a real nice buzz .

      Also, coffee shops are the best things ever.

  7. AN ELECTRIC EEL CAGE

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      ELECTRIC EEL ORCHESTRA

  8. an hour's pre-Raw nap turned into a wonderful long sleep. Time to watch what I missed....

  9. Arn Anderson chat night in the IRC chat room before UFC 142. If you're not in there, then you need to give yourself a spinebuster on the back.

  10. Back at the helm of the Top 20. Normal service is resumed. Boo-yah!

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    2. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      I complained that no one was complaining.

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      Gazz complained.

    4. Berober

      Berober

      I do enjoy People Power...

  11. Berlusconi jailed!

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    2. Sweet Holy Moses

      Sweet Holy Moses

      Also, was this because he failed to predict an earthquake?

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      Tax fraud.

      Turns out he's reported to be 'too old' to go to prison. Bah.

    4. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      All lies. Our great Italian leader is a man of the people! I resent the Italian courts!

  12. BEWARE OF THE FISHING SITES!

  13. Bob Welch :(

    1. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      I also thought it was the former Oakland pitcher.

    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      I don't even know who that is. Baseball is rubbish.

  14. boring night shift. Amuse me, EWB jesters!

    1. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      this was amusing!

  15. Boris Becker was doing live tweet updates on Andy Murray's match, before realising that he was a day late.

    1. Dan

      Dan

      Just saw that, fantastic!

    2. GA!

      GA!

      I might live tweet UKTV Gold.

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      Absolutely fabulous.

  16. bought a new iPod today.

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    2. Lineker
    3. New Damage

      New Damage

      I'm glad I got into the iPod when I did. I got a Nano 5G (with camera) in January, and I think the new one with touch screen sucks.

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      I think it's alright. It has both upsides and downsides.

  17. brb, Amsterdam.

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    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      I'll go for Option Two, Meac!

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Do you think Lineker was in any way excited about this trip?

    4. Lineker
  18. Bruce Hobobelaar. That is FANTASTIC. XD

  19. But I don't wanna to get sued by DDP! :(

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Will youuuuuuuu remember meeeeeeeeeeee? Nah, nah, nah, naaaaaaah.

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      Will you accept a one-way ticket to the South Pole?

    4. Rocky

      Rocky

      Because you'd love Daffney to have a south pole?

  20. BUTTSCRATCHER! BUTTSCRATCHER?

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      GET YOUR BUTT SCRATCHER HERE!!

    2. Mick
  21. can Saturday hurry the hell up already?

  22. Cast Away is on. Excellent film.

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