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Status Updates posted by LL!

  1. Grizzly Redwood can blow me.

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      Not as short as those tender boys, eh? eh? ;;;;)))))

    3. Fitzy

      Fitzy

      Well I'd assume you weren't as short since you aren't a midget.

    4. LL!

      LL!

      Awwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!!!!!!!!! ;;;;;;;;;;;;;)))))))))))))

  2. Woops! Mistakenly deleted my status update! What did you say Tristy?

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      It is indeed a wonderful show! Adam is a beast of a man.

    3. tristy

      tristy

      just like your faggy hair, YEAH!

    4. LL!

      LL!

      :'''''''''''''(

  3. Ruki puts the "porc" in corpulent!

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Everyone hates double downs except for Ruki.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      You know...because MPH has double downs.

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Double downs are actually the healthiest thing in KFC's menu.

  4. Hey, everybody! Go read this thing I wrote for that new website I'm working for!

  5. WHY MUST YOU IGNORE MY FACEBOOK MESSAGE GA?!

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    2. LL!
    3. GA!

      GA!

      Oh. I thought I was being stalked. Well, I am, but now I know my stalker.

    4. LL!

      LL!

      ;;;;;;;;;;)))))))))))

  6. Don't vote for Sousa! LL in 2012!

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I believe I'll vote for a third party!

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Go ahead. Throw your vote away. On Lineker or something.

    4. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      I'm going to vote for MPH. He seems to be a popular dude around here. >_>

  7. Mr. Hogan! We gentlemen are coming for you, good afro-american sir.

  8. Why do you live?

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    2. The Lusophone
    3. LL!

      LL!

      Shit. I mean die. Why do you die?

    4. Hobo

      Hobo

      Come with me if you want to why do you live

  9. Things I've learned from Twitter: Black people LOVE trending topics.

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    2. New Damage

      New Damage

      I agree with all statements relating to this matter.

    3. Blaze09

      Blaze09

      Yes we do LL, and fuck you Ellis

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      HMMMMM MMMMMMM

  10. Is LL returning to diaries soon?

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    2. LL!
    3. Rich

      Rich

      Ruki loves returning to dairy...queens

    4. LL!

      LL!

      N-- Wait yeah. That one is true.

  11. Last night, some feather-haired fuck thought he could take on me and my fellow marine buddies outside our favorite bar. We sure showed him.

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    2. KONGO

      KONGO

      It was actually HBK.

    3. LL!
    4. S.V. Ellis

      S.V. Ellis

      You know, the Horny Bitch Killer. He was a a serial in Santa Fe who killed hookers in the 90s. Duh.

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      I saw an ad for this show on MTV. Nice to see it's developing such a following.

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Why is there a time limit on when you can raise the funds?

    4. LL!

      LL!

      Cause they want to give people a chance to get their money back and deem us complete failures for not reaching our goal. What a cruel mistress crowd funding can be...

  12. PowerPoints are so PowerPointless! AMIRITE?

  13. Hey, guys. Quom is currently goint through male menopause and needs you guys to pay attention to his thread in the Lounge.

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    2. Quom

      Quom

      Yes LL which thread are you failing to properly advertise?

    3. LL!
    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      At least this isn't the most revealing thing I've been asked to do for Quom...

  14. Many years ago, LL wrote a WWE 2002 diary. Is LL gonna go back to where it all started? Is it COMING SOON?

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    2. IzzyX

      IzzyX

      Is it soon? Is it soon? Is it soo-oon?

    3. rocksta
    4. LL!

      LL!

      Mean piece of shit.

  15. What's on my mind? How much of an idiot JukeboxHero is.

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      S'got stahs inis eyes!

    3. Hickey
    4. LL!

      LL!

      AUGH! THE STARS ARE IN MY EYES! The doctor said I wasn't supposed to get stars in them!

  16. Just ordered an iPhone. Am I late to the party?

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    2. Benji

      Benji

      Get Angry Birds, Monster Dash and Doodle Jump, dagnabit.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      Grifter is the party. LL is the after-party.

    4. LL!

      LL!

      I like that. I like that a lot.

  17. Oh look at me! Quoting and locking in my statuses!

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    2. LL!
    3. Jason Patricks

      Jason Patricks

      This man's a liar! HEY EVERYONE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS LIAR!

    4. MortonElephant

      MortonElephant

      HES A PHONY! A BIG FAT PHONY!

  18. God damnit, Ellis. -_-

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      You aren't on MSN and it's important.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I've come to learn it's rarely important.

    4. LL!

      LL!

      Very important always.

  19. Ellis! 2 days 11 hours and 18 minutes till you diiiiiiiiiiiie!

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      There is now less time till you diiiiiiiiiiiie!

    3. LittleDaniel
    4. LL!

      LL!

      2 days 8 hours and 11 minutes till you diiiiiiiiiiiiie!!!!!!

  20. Hello.

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      It's the 29th of February, Fitzy!

    3. Fitzy

      Fitzy

      It is indeed the 29th of February!

    4. LL!

      LL!

      WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAA

  21. Where are u now that I miss u the most?

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      Not here, apparently.

    3. LL!

      LL!

      So typical not responding. So typical.

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I'll be right here.

      *Points to LL's crotch*

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