C-MIL

They're never around when you need them and when they are they just slow everyone down?

minus five stars.

Boogeyman has insights unavailable to mere mortals such as we.

If the chaimber was a poi-eatin' contest, maybe he'd win!

You're talking out of your elimination chamber.

Yo, guys, settle your tea kettle.

Cole laughed after he said it and said something about messing up, that he meant to say BTK.

I'd wager a guess that none of the children, and probably a good majority of the adults that watch Raw have no idea who "BTK" is, anyway.

you've seen the first one, no?

Not yet.

Yeah, watch that.

What is camo?

Can we talk about a Camel then?

*blows kisses to the audience, is booed heavily*

One time I went to a Baby Gap. The rest is just a blur. Long story short, I'm on some websites.

Film made $111,877,020.

littlelacysurprisepageant.com?

I'm still waiting to find out what she gave you.

ExtenZe pills?

The only thing I'd want that Maryse could give me is something I could porn, not something I could pawn.

Seriously. Look it up.

You wear a wetsuit to the ring!?

Where you goin', SWIMMIN'?

This isn't a swimming pool!

...as much as you want it to be.

From this moment on, starting now, beginning with this moment, this is the beginning of the start of the genesis of . . .

*head desk*

Stands for "OMNISCIENT" evidently.

It's actually an extra E and it stands for Everybody Gets Over!

the extra B is for B.Y.O.B.B.

hawt

Thought he was dead, LOL

All joking aside, I wanted to see the text message Nash got.

Unless it's to join the SCOTT STEINER APPRECIATION SOCIETY.

Bwahahahahahahaha, I loved that. Lawler stands up to bullies or fraternities or cults or something.

Are you suggesting everyone should remain virgins then?

...Ric Flair?

C-Mil is Rishin Fliger

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why would he spend money on facials when he can just watch some online for free?

Why would he spend money on them when he has Layla?

She's attracted to his femininity.

CorRe or CoRre?

This was the best episode of 'Out of context WWE line' yet.

Did it almost kill you to wait out the 48-hour rule for this?

To be fair...that is an absurdly great quote.

I still don't understand that. How are the two related?

I would like to know where I can find those sugar filled burgers.

I don't have 'em.

I can't play guitar either.

Always nice to learn you have something in common with your hero.

I still think "Vince Russo was in Happy Days?!" was line of the night.

A rabbi and a priest walked into a bar. There's a joke in there somewhere.

Two cannibals eating a clown. There's a joke in there somewhere.

Don't eat the crab dip!

no more stink faces

No more splits.

Thst's 90% of what makes the Divas division enjoyable.

AAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW wait a minute!

SHUCKY ducky, ACTUALLY.

Dat boy right there!

I'm the King of Oklahoma!

That wasn't an eagle. There was a human being in that suit.

And inside that human was a big headed mouse whose goal was to take over the world. You just watch, Swagger is going to leave and form Narf Poit.

KGBDGJLAALRLEJLADGJNGADJLAFAFJLSASFASDFL!

Teddy KGB?

Reported for being inordinately cruel to homosexuals.

Seriously, stop flaming queers.

It was stupid, but I was laughing my ass off at the entire segment.

When he starts talking... He better sound like a damn monkey with a bowler hat ¬¬

I thought they were going to get him hooked on phonics

What's the occasion?

Love Day!

Machismo, don't you ruin another Love Day!

thank you

"Can we get some food?"

"But you ate yesterday Chelsea!"

"Can I get a dress?"

"Yes, when you get some money."

Booker T!

"I would wink back."