Gazz

Oh-ho-ho LL you clever devil, you!

Horatio got caught. Har.

Well that seems to wrap everything up. Well done guys, well done LL.

America's Funniest Home Videos?

Famous Jett Jackson

Sister, Sister?

I thought we were going to have a conversation about Eddie Murphy

The biggest news was that Cole never did read what that GM message said.

AND I QUOTE... "Hey Cole, Toronto is in the US right?"

Clobbering time?

Hammer time?

TMW wins!

...the girls are screamin', "WE WANT MORE MORE MORE MORE!"

DISCO FEVER

DISCO FEVER

DISCO FEVER

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

This is why Sous is better than you

RK and Skummy win.

The rest, nerds.

Apart from Papa Teej, he can do no wrong.

Now that's just mean.

I want a tower.

Which just goes to show how meaningless reputation is.

I'm higher than Ruki! Suck it fatboy!

Well, Ace is terrible but so is Rabbitman.

I'll take whatever I can get just to get into the boys club. I'm hungry and ready for it captain!

That one is also sexual.

I've noticed that I'm not a mod yet.

We're not supposed to call them hookers anymore. They're "personal escorts"

You're 14, no you didn't know a prostitute. You've not seen a vagina since the day you came out of one.

Canary can have a hooker if he wants, make a man out of him.

Wit must be hereditary

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

And it'd be stupid to insult yourself.

I was kicked out and formed Latrollo World Order.

I thought it was called 'Decem'?

We had a makeover party.

It's the only reason we kept him around, now he can leave.

Only if we get some form of contract stating Kliq can ban you if you don't get the tattoo within X amount of time.

Ban me? Fucking place would grind to a halt without my irrelevant postings.

I am a god damn National Park

I AM THE NATIONAL PARK. I AM THE TABLE.

AJ Lee is so 2012, it's all about Renee Young now...

Well, I couldn't be arsed to figure out the board code, I was too busy thinking of new ways to milk my fans of merchandising revenue, OK?

A worthy use of your time. Gazz™ products give you cancer!

Go away, Kaney.

WOO WOO WOO

Totally Hellacious Experiment, Bro: Reach In And Nab Jujyfruit!

Randy Orton Grabs Everyone's Rod

The Voyage Home is IV! [/nerd]

I did suggest the idea of Ernie does England a while back, but it wasn't well supported

I dunno. The charm of the Cobresol game was the lack of money, and the whole venturing in to the unknown bit. But maybe a change of pace would be a good thing!

9 to 5 is always keeping tabs on me. He's on me like white on rice.

Why be worried? Good riddance.

Surely is now time for Rafa to stand up and take his rightful spot as king of all footballing knowledge?

Lukie fail. Berober fail. Dick win.

Australian is the only language.

If you've had a stroke, then yes.

No you don't, Ellis, that's my job!

I'll join, if I can use CM 2.

I'll join, if I can use CM 2.

Hard

To protest corporatism.

#Occupie

Wait, what?

"You want some cock? Here it is. Don't move till you're numb."

I heard his penis is so big that there's still Snow on top of it during the summer.

Hajanseht E kud ed socamv

Kuut fung Ace

Pfft, 'Baddar' isn't even Welsh, it was the name of an Asian kid in our school. Fun fact: that kid was on X Factor Xtra this year as Bada Badoo.

Is it raining gravy?

The gravy is semen.

Best erotic fan fic I've ever read. Totally popped a boner.

I disagree with this status. Click away, everyone!

I looked at work, and it didn't get me fired. The masturbation did.

They banned wanking at work? It's political correctness gone mad!

If Molly is Shawn Michaels, then I'm freaking Abe Lincoln.

NWA Heavyweight Champion Abe Lincoln?

Indeed! As seen in my upcoming diary NWA 1864: The South Shall Get the F Out.

Really, I'm going to write that eventually.