Jump to content

GA!

Members
  • Posts

    14,626
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    25

Status Updates posted by GA!

  1. Hi Idol! Missed you, much more than that bastard Rich!

  2. NOW DO CLASSICAL GAS

    1. Maxx

      Maxx

      simpsons shitposting lately?

    2. GA!

      GA!

      Not quite, my lady love. Although some days I wish I did.

  3. I done reviewed Dr Strangelove from a sexual point of view... while using Rich's arse as a laptop. :wub: -- http://www.onscreenfilm.com/features/dr-strangelove/

    1. LL!

      LL!

      I don't click on that shit site. I only click on GA only sites.

    2. GA!

      GA!

      And there's plenty of those!

  4. I wasn't going to review this but here's a review anyway of Child 44 kthxbai -- http://filmscratches.com/2015/04/child-44/

    1. LL!

      LL!

      pigsvill?

      That word does not exist. Please retract your entire review.

    2. GA!
  5. NEW FILM SCRATCHES REVIEW: Insurgent -- http://filmscratches.com/2015/03/insurgent/

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      I can't take Theo James seriously in anything but he will forever have a little bit of shit on his nose. Plus, he's Theo James and is more wooden than the Amazon.

    2. GA!

      GA!

      I liked his role in the IKEA Catalogue as weirdly-shaped shelf #2.

  6. The last time I'll ever mention Cineworld. PROMISE. -- http://filmscratches.com/2014/07/me-vs-the-cineworld/

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Has your local seemingly laid off a bunch of people and made you buy tickets at the concession stands as mine has?

    2. GA!

      GA!

      No, they actually hired more staff a few weeks ago. But ticket sales are increasingly happening at the kiosk and bar to help relieve the longer queues.

    1. Rich

      Rich

      We should do one this weekend, with black jack and hookers!

    2. GA!

      GA!

      Can't. I'm off to destroy Nottingham (with my car! (because, car crash!!!)).

  7. Oh, yeah, I started writing long-winded film articles during my EWB tantrum. Here's one about The Artist: http://www.slamdunkcinema.co.uk/blog/film-scratches-the-artist

    1. IDOL

      IDOL

      There was a tantrum? That's why you disappeared!?

    2. GA!
  8. And now the exciting* conclusion to my album glitch project -- http://bit.ly/17uce96

  9. Part 4 of my album glitches project. LL loves them*, so should you. -- http://bit.ly/GZu6OF *He doesn't.

  10. My latest Medium article: Clue! Battleship! Prostituting used as a verb! -- https://medium.com/film-and-you/fde67ab4b466

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Clue the game or the movie? Also, Battleship the game or the movie?

    2. GA!

      GA!

      Films, but also the games, but mainly the films.

  11. An article about my favourite film (spoiler: it's The Truman Show) -- https://t.co/9PuLeRhYim

    1. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      Great article. I really love that movie too

    2. GA!

      GA!

      Thanks Srar!

  12. You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!

    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      Why do you say that Terrence?

    2. GA!

      GA!

      Well, let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs.

  13. Seth was the best Armstrong brother.

    1. IDOL

      IDOL

      What about Stretch? That guy had amazing flexibility!

    2. KONGO

      KONGO

      That's what he told people. Really, he just used to be way fat and lost a lot of weight real quick, so he had like a curtain of loose skin hanging down, sort of like a skin skirt.

  14. I miss the Diary Dome sometimes. I never did prove I was not a figment of Idol's imagination.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      If you were, then Idol's imagination is pretty screwed up.

    2. IDOL

      IDOL

      It certainly is!

  15. Battle Royale II Requiem: Should I bother with it?

    1. Liam

      Liam

      It is worth a watch. However, like The Ring 2, or the Ring remakes, without the initial, novel, cool idea, the rest of it is a little....meh.

    2. Pettengill_Mark

      Pettengill_Mark

      It's fun, but relatively thow away when you take put it alongside the first.

  16. Hello, I'm a fat nerd that rags on wrestlers in between playing World of Warcraft. Buy me an iMac.

  17. What are you doing, man? THAT'S CARL.

  18. With Tony Curtis dead, who will own his three Medibots?

  19. ICYMI: I wrote an article about my favourite film. Sort of. -- https://medium.com/film-and-you/72d655ec5c34

    1. livid

      livid

      I have already endorsed this message.

  20. ICYMI: Please read my article. I like watching you read. -- https://medium.com/failure-inc/992425febe2d

  21. An article about Letterboxd and films and stuff -- https://medium.com/film-and-you/2edfc6f240ca

    1. Jimmy

      Jimmy

      Good read. And I agree with, like, all of it.

  22. ICYMI: When I Fell In Love With Film -- https://t.co/zpQ435oqPA

    1. TroutMaskReplica

      TroutMaskReplica

      Watch some Tarkovsky!

  23. I finally simmed 4 caves.

    1. SRN

      SRN

      Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

  24. Have a lonely Christmas!

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      Happy Christmas, with out love.

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue. To learn more, see our Privacy Policy