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  1. How come the Three Little Pigs never warned Little Red Riding Hood about the Big Bad Wolf? Was it because of what happened to the Boy Who Cried Wolf?

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Well he ate two of them and cornered the other inside his stone house. How would the last one have warned her?

    2. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      The destruction of the Three Little Pig's houses was an inside job #WAKEUP

    3. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      It was probably his cousin who went to the market.

  2. Looking at my WWE 2013 calendar, wondering if C.M. Punk feels disrespected as he isn't assigned to a specific month, but instead on the opening calendar of the last 4 months of this year instead. Of course he wasn't even on the 2012 calendar, while Ted Dibiase was (in that same position mind you)

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Yes, because he thought to himself, hold on a second, I have been Champion alllll year but I'm not on the entire calendar? WORST. JOB. EVER!

    2. Rich

      Rich

      I am sure he cares a lot.

    3. EddieG

      EddieG

      He must be in the doghouse.

  3. EWB as we know it is closing. Now how am I supposed to find out the answer to the age old question 'Who will challenge Carlito?" Who I ask? WHO? (insert Jim Neidhart jokes here). Guess I'll see you all on the other side, or site, wherever we end up :(

    1. Lint

      Lint

      I think its time we answered your question jth..Carlito will be challenged by..Carlito! He will carry himself to the previously unattainable 6 star match and springboard WWC right past WWE to be the biggest wrestling promotion in the known universe

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I spit in the face of people who don't think that's a cool idea

    3. Owen

      Owen

      EWB isn't closing.. it's just going to be left without a host for a bit.

  4. From your resident EWB pollster, if you haven't yet, please VOTE! Vote like your life depends on it, because in a lot of ways, unlike ever before,  it does. Your vote matters. You can make the difference.  Vote Kodos 2020. Vote Biden too while you're at it. 

    1. K

      K

      thanks for the reminder, heading out to vote now. hope the lines arent long.

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Hang on, you're doing this and you're from South Bend, are you literally Pete Buttigieg?

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Haha yea I wish, hes only a couple months older than me, but he's accomplished a lot more in life than I ever have. 

  5. Happy Rey Mysterio Day!

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Who's that jumping out the sky?

    2. Gazz
    3. brenchill

      brenchill

      He does have that flyin' luchadore look about him.

  6. I rank #10 on EWB? Where are these rankings so I know who I will challenge next?

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      You'll challenge #9, wwefan45.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Mooregasam is being held back.

      He's a number 9 if ever I've seen one.

    3. Plubby

      Plubby

      You'll challenge Carlito, obviously. Are you new to EWB or something?!

  7. Merry Christmas everyone! Hope none of you got left home alone, weren't visited by 3 ghosts during the night, didn't knock Santa Claus off your roof so you have to become the new Santa, that you all live on 34th street so you can experience a miracle, and everybody gets their Turbo Man action figures and Red Ryder B.B. Guns and has a wonderful life. Just don't feed any furry creatures after midnight and enjoy your Christmas Vacation.

    1. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Phew yeah. Glad none if that happened to me. I couldn't take much more after what just happened to me at Nakatomi Plaza. Here's hoping next year is better, but I do have to go to the airport then. Le sigh.

    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      John McClain does not Le Sigh! -.-

    3. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      I just had TO serenade Marjorie Reynolds with White Christmas, which I pretended I had written.

  8. In an effort to keep up with the latest trend, I'm hereby declaring myself Mr. Fabulous February Fight Fest

    1. LL!

      LL!

      Safe to say that's already a given nickname for you.

    2. Lint

      Lint

      Your not allowed to give yourself a nickname..it doesn't work like that

    3. gunnar hendershow
  9. Heading to Colorado for 10 days tomorrow. Someone please check on Nathan Jones and Carlito while I'm gone.

    1. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Don't smoke too much weed.

    2. The Big Bratwurst

      The Big Bratwurst

      Ignore what Cloyd said, smoke it all, dammit.

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      So far I've tried weed several times and haven't even gotten buzzed, think I may be immune :/

  10. People keep asking me to lend them $2 so they can play Powerball and they'll pay me back IF they win. So, they can't pay me back 2 freaking dollars if they DON'T win?

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Do they not even have the two dollars in the first place? If they don't, then maybe they can't!

    2. Adam

      Adam

      Also, in the monumentally unlikely scenario that they DO win, considering they could never have won it without you, I hope you ask for more than just the $2 back.

    3. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      I went in to a gas station Saturday afternoon for a pop and a quick snack and wound up having to wait in line for what felt like foreeeeeever because there were 10 people ahead of me buying powerball tickets. Fuck powerball.

  11. Well EWB see ya in another week, or in the Facebook group I guess until I can get EWB on my computer again anyway. Take care.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I'm surprised you didn't just take the hint.

    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Bad Ellis! Back under your bridge! :P

  12. Have you tried turning EWB off and then on again?

    1. KingofHarts_OH

      KingofHarts_OH

      How do you feel about your mayor starting an exploratory committee?

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I say good for him, he's done some good things for South Bend, the more people we have to challenge Trump, the better.

  13. Remember to VOTE on or before November 6th, even if Nathan Jones, Carlito, Knife Sanchez or Super Marino aren't on the ballot. We need people who will challenge the current regime and who will look out for the FutR of our country, otherwise it will be Mayhem. Something, something ICW Awards.

    1. Molly

      Molly

      Peter Criss would put his hand up but it'd just be another poll in which nobody would vote for him.

    2. HarshMillennium

      HarshMillennium

      There should be write in option so WE THE PEOPLE can choose our own candidate! 

  14. So, has anyone heard from @Noah lately?

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      No joke on nothing. Thought he was your Australian Alt Account :lol:

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      That would explain a lot

  15. Anybody know of any wrestling shows on tonight? :shifty:

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Yeah man, WrestleMania is happening tonight! I'm honestly surprised you didn't know that.

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Wrestle-what? Never heard of it.

  16. Uranus is visible to the naked eye tonight. Go ahead make your jokes.

    1. Owen

      Owen

      Better put some pants on, then.

    2. HarshMillennium

      HarshMillennium

      Well I don't know about other people StupidSexyFlanders, but Uranus is always visible to the naked eye.

  17. May the Schwartz Be With You.

  18. Sheamus is gonna be in the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie as Rocksteady? Is that the reason for his mohawk?

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      It's his NEW claim to fame...lobsterhead.

    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Oh man...they should really turn him into real life Lobster Warrior from The Cornell Verse.

  19. Hey EWB, been too long, I asked random people on the street who will challenge Carlito, they just looked at me funny. Please help.

  20. JTH debuted his new gimmick, "Guy who makes random observations about wrestling that no one really cares about", in other words JTH became Matt Striker.

  21. After 2 weeks with no TV and no internet (thanks Comcast), I'm back EWB!

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Who will challenge the Cable Company?

    2. Rocketbusta

      Rocketbusta

      According to Federal Law, probably the phone company.

  22. Spicy Buffalo: The Best Possible Wheat Thin

  23. So was EWB paying tribute to the Super Bowl by 'blacking out' earlier today?

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I paid tribute to Ray Lewis by blacking up.

      And murdering someone.

    2. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      No, the board just drank one too many coolers.

  24. I love fucking you guys! (I mean: I love fucking, you guys!)

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