The New New Kit Thread

[Hobo]

 

34 minutes ago, Colly said:

Looks neat. What the fuck is it?

Some sort of AI-driven tech thing it seems.

They have one of those websites that is full of jargon that doesn't really leave you any more clear on what they do than you were before.

[Colly]

?

[gunnar hendershow]

The injury detection idea they promote is really interesting but who knows if they actually are able to do it. Very much feel like a startup making a ton of grand promises 10% of which actually are viable.

[METALMAN]

It would really be classic Chelsea if they end up getting sponsored by the next Theranos

[Hobo]

1 hour ago, gunnar hendershow said:

The injury detection idea they promote is really interesting but who knows if they actually are able to do it. Very much feel like a startup making a ton of grand promises 10% of which actually are viable.

I believe Liverpool have been using some sort of AI-driven injury detection software in recent years.

Not sure how successful that has been at all really.

[Gazz]

On 30/09/2023 at 14:35, gunnar hendershow said:

The injury detection idea they promote is really interesting but who knows if they actually are able to do it. Very much feel like a startup making a ton of grand promises 10% of which actually are viable.

Their entire pitch was predicting that Reece James would suffer a muscle injury at some point this season.

[Colly]

Now we're talking...

 

 

[METALMAN]

This is the bravest thing Hummel have done since they fixed human rights in Qatar by making the Denmark badge a bit harder too see.

[gunnar hendershow]

This was the year they lost to Romania and Maradona tested positive for PEDs. Interesting choice.

 

[METALMAN]

It’s time for nandrolone era Messi

[Malenko]

Controversial issues aside, they were playing really well that world cup until they went out after Maradona was gone. Romania were also really good and also, that Romania vs Argentina match was one of the best in the tournament.

Again, controversial issues aside Maradona was actually unfortunate to be surrounded by two of the best supporting casts for the NT when he was inexperienced and then when he was almost out of it (literally and figuratively) while getting some of the most mediocre supporting casts in the NT history during his peak years.

 

Edit: this isn't the kind of post you'd expect in the new kit thread. Apologies 

[Lineker]

 

 

[METALMAN]

Those are shirts, not jerseys : /

[Baddar]

 

 

[gunnar hendershow]

It's going to kick ass when in 20 years the top leagues all have the same volume of sponsors on their shirts.

[Hobo]

1 hour ago, gunnar hendershow said:

It's going to kick ass when in 20 years the top leagues all have the same volume of sponsors on their shirts.

The NASCARification of football.

 

[Colly]

And every single one is an Asian betting company with no website, all owned by the same guy.

[Lineker]

 

[Colly]

Joe Jordan?

[Lineker]

Been there, done that, throttled Gattuso.