The New New Kit Thread

[Adam]

Disappointed that the sneaky #4 has gone.

[METALMAN]

What the fuck does betterneverstops mean

[gunnar hendershow]

I don't know. It's Castore's slogan, they put it on everything.

[Lineker]

Good god.

[DavidMarrio]

I remember when we had Warrior making the kits and #WeComeNotToPlay was the marketing slogan for that season. 

It's like what does that even mean. 

Also that Barca kit, I like the stripes... The shoulders and sleeves can get in the bin

[Hobo]

9 minutes ago, DavidMarrio said:

I remember when we had Warrior making the kits and #WeComeNotToPlay was the marketing slogan for that season. 

It's like what does that even mean.

I love when marketing people attempt to come up with a cool slogan

Marketers are neither creative nor cool

[Baddar]

45 minutes ago, Lineker said:

Good god.

Isn't this basically the style of the Spurs away/3rd for next season? That looks awful too.

[DavidMarrio]

3 minutes ago, Baddar said:

Isn't this basically the style of the Spurs away/3rd for next season. That looked awful too.

So you're telling me...that Nike uses templates and recycles them between the teams? 

I AM SHOCKED

Although saying that I like ours purely because it's just red and that's it. Keep it simple...

[Colly]

I in theory quite like the stripes on the Barca top, but the dark blue looks weird. I know Barca don't always play in stripes and the dark is often an accent, but it feels like if Newcastle suddenly brought out a black, white and blue striped top.

The shoulders are awful.

[gunnar hendershow]

That Barca kit looks like a bootleg you'd see someone selling to tourists

[DavidMarrio]

On 13/05/2022 at 02:57, Lineker said:

Interested to see who ends up being the shirt sponsor. 

Funny you say that 

Newcastle sponsored by Definetly not Sports Washing 

 

 

On 08/06/2022 at 09:18, Colly said:

Basic but I like it. And no hideous Saudi sponsor (just the lesser evil foreign betting company).

Oh boy....

[Lineker]

Air Saudi it is then!

[Colly]

It says 2023...

[DavidMarrio]

31 minutes ago, Colly said:

It says 2023...

A mere one year stop gap then until the inevitable hideous sports washing Saudi sponsor 

[Colly]

Obv.

[Colly]

On 08/06/2022 at 15:20, METALMAN said:

What the fuck does betterneverstops mean

Would you like me to answer that in the form of several other meaningless phrases?

 

[fourstarfizzle]

The new Bristol City keeper kits  are absolute winners
 

 

[Colly]

Hummel make the best shirts and should make all the shirts.

[Hobo]

A kit designed using Bus seat cover patterns anyone?

[DavidMarrio]

Camouflage for whenever you're on a long bus journey