2012/13 UEFA Champions League thread

[Monkey D. Lars]

Well, I'm a little bit done with Barca - Real and I am through with every football analyst jerking off to Messi.

Ever been to a 7-Eleven?

[9 to 5]

No.

[stokeriño]

'Anyone but Barca'

[Monkey D. Lars]

Ayone seen Bartra play before? I've heard about him but never seen him play.

[Matt]

Having listened to Adrian Chiles, Gareth Southgate and Roy Keane talk about non-premier league teams for 10 minutes, I've definitely remembered why this is appropriate.

Oh Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend... This should improve things. Do 5 live have commentary on this game tonight?

[Monkey D. Lars]

Alves painted his hair back to black.

[Baddar]

Alves painted his hair back to black.

Wasn't it like that in the 2nd leg of the last round too?

[Monkey D. Lars]

Alves painted his hair back to black.

Wasn't it like that in the 2nd leg of the last round too?

Really? Well, than I haven't said anything about Alves his hair. What about a grey/bald Pique?

[stokeriño]

"He did block it with the arm but there was an element of self-defence about it"

Clive Tyldesley's newest in his ever-expanding series of differing logic on handballs in the box!

Barca should have conceded a pen, but it wasn't given. Shock and awe.

[Monkey D. Lars]

Muller!!!!

[stokeriño]

Get in, you beauty.

[Nerf]

No joke on nothing, I am 90% sure I just saw John Terry celebrating in the crowd.

[Matt]

I've put it on mute and switched talk sport on on the radio. Not great but better than itvs shit commentary.

[Khain]

I'm really sick of the Barça love on TV here, every hour, every day. So I hope Bayern Munich get their shit together and destroy them

[Monkey D. Lars]

Barca players have already started crying for fouls..

Again hands? Again no penalty.

[stokeriño]

Bwahahaha, second handball not given. ITV commentators still "not sure".

"No intent to play the ball with his hand, I think the referee's got that one right"

Oh you guys. You slay me.

[Monkey D. Lars]

Don't you dare to touch Messi, you are warned. You will get a yellow card if you do.

[Nerf]

Robben is looking fantastic tonight. It's a shame he doesn't put a shift like this in on a regular basis.

[Monkey D. Lars]

I've never seen Ribbery walk so much in a match.

[Kaney]

I'm really sick of the Barça love on TV here, every hour, every day. So I hope Bayern Munich get their shit together and destroy them

Barca haven't been the same ever since they were brought down a peg or two by Celtic.