The Barclays Premier League Thread 2014/2015

[Baddar]

Ridiculous save from Courtois.

[MJB]

World class save by Courtois. Magnificent touch onto the post.

[Summers]

MOAR POINTS!

[Arjen Robben]

Besic

Well taken by Costa.

[Gorka]

I doubt there's worse first touches.

[DavidMarrio]

Well that was dreadful. I'm gonna do an utter crap first touch which is a backheel because that makes total sense!!

[Baddar]

We'll take Besic.

[Arjen Robben]

What a treat Stoker is in for.

[Gazz]

I've got Baines, Coleman and Azpi in my fantasy team, could be sticky.

[brenchill]

I've got Baines, who's earned me nothing for 3 weeks now.

I have Costa in my team, but removed him as captain before the game .

[stokeriño]

...Okay so I watched as far as half-time on delay, then gave in and checked the final score.

HOLY FUCK WHAT

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

I saw the first two goals, missed the rest of the game and just saw the final score. Can't wait for Match of the Day. So happy Costa is scoring for fun.

[Rafael]

Rolando Aarons, legend.

[peteypirahna]

...Okay so I watched as far as half-time on delay, then gave in and checked the final score.

HOLY FUCK WHAT

The jokes on you though, you won't be able to watch the match with the same awe and wonder that you'd have got by watching it blind. Now you're waiting for the goals to coming in with a sickening sense of inevitability, the best match of the season so far turning into a monotonous game of "are we there yet?"

And it's all your fault because you couldn't sit through another 45 minutes.

Pah, football fans these days.

[brenchill]

I don't know if it's the language barrier or what but man, Van Gaal is dreadful in his press conferences.

[stokeriño]

...Okay so I watched as far as half-time on delay, then gave in and checked the final score.

HOLY FUCK WHAT

The jokes on you though, you won't be able to watch the match with the same awe and wonder that you'd have got by watching it blind. Now you're waiting for the goals to coming in with a sickening sense of inevitability, the best match of the season so far turning into a monotonous game of "are we there yet?"

And it's all your fault because you couldn't sit through another 45 minutes.

Pah, football fans these days.

This is the most inappropriate use of the word 'sickening' I think I've ever seen.

How about BRILLIANT inevitability?

[stokeriño]

Also, how on earth did Howard avoid getting sent off in this game? :/

[Gazz]

BEARD~!

[stokeriño]

It's amazing how easily Diouf cut through City there. Right through the centre from box to box.

[Lineker]