Summer Transfer Window Thread 2015

[Summers]

Benteke to Liverpool is gathering pace. Borini as make weight possible.. which I'm not thrilled with, but eh. He's going somewhere eitherway.

Tim is after a new keeper, I was hoping to get Begovic, but it seems like he's going to sit on a London bench.

Why would he replace the best keeper in the Premier League?

Because he doesn't think he's good enough... duh.

[Hobo]

What are those old buildings? Surely that's in London or something, Liverpool only have burned out tower blocks and council houses.

That's just around Anfield.

[Jimmy]

Sky Sports reporting we'll enter into negotiations with Atletico this week over Tobes (sorry Lineker)

[Gorka]

Jazz Richards has signed permanently for Fulham. He's Liam's problem now!

[Gazz]

Welcome Jazzes?

Jazz's?

Jazz'z?

Jazzi?

[Dan]

Liverpool is prettier than most English cities. Surprisingly so. I was taken aback the first time I went there.

I briefly lived in Liverpool about 7 years ago and the city centre area is lovely. Most of the outskirts areas are really shit though.

[ZJ Penn]

Brentford have signed the unfortunately named Andreas Bjelland for £2.1million from Twente.

[EddieG]

Welcome Jazzes?

Jazz's?

Jazz'z?

Jazzi?

DJ Jazzy Jeff?

[METALMAN]

Liverpool is prettier than most English cities. Surprisingly so. I was taken aback the first time I went there.

I briefly lived in Liverpool about 7 years ago and the city centre area is lovely. Most of the outskirts areas are really shit though.

Ha! Well, when I said I've been to Liverpool I should have been a bit more precise. I got the train to Liverpool, walked around for a couple of hours and got the bus to the airport. But I did like what I in that limited period of time.

[Cymbols]

Brentford have signed the unfortunately named Andreas Bjelland for £2.1million from Twente.

That's a great signing for them.

[Gorka]

Welcome Jazzes?

Jazz's?

Jazz'z?

Jazzi?

He'll fit in alongside Hutchy and Betts.

[DavidMarrio]

Liverpool is prettier than most English cities. Surprisingly so. I was taken aback the first time I went there.

I briefly lived in Liverpool about 7 years ago and the city centre area is lovely. Most of the outskirts areas are really shit though.

Welcome to every city ever.

[Matt]

You've clearly never been to Wakefield.

It's all a shithole.

[DavidMarrio]

Lee Cattermole has signed a new contract until 2021... Poor Sunderland.

[9 to 5]

You've clearly never been to Wakefield.

It's all a shithole.

Wakefield has Ellis.

[Rich]

Also, Hull, nothing is pretty about Hull.

TEOL used to live there

[Lineker]

You've clearly never been to Wakefield.

It's all a shithole.

Wakefield has Ellis.

Wakefield has lots of bridges.

[Rich]

You've clearly never been to Wakefield.

It's all a shithole.

Wakefield has Ellis.

Wakefield has lots of bridges.

Thanks Nick! Linkeker!

[The Lusophone]

Liverpool is prettier than most English cities. Surprisingly so. I was taken aback the first time I went there.

I briefly lived in Liverpool about 7 years ago and the city centre area is lovely. Most of the outskirts areas are really shit though.

Welcome to every city that's had a regeneration project in the last 20 years.

[EddieG]

Also, Hull, nothing is pretty about Hull.

TEOL used to live there

That shopping center in the center is nice. The Dutch embassyconsulate is a shithole though.

Edited July 2, 2015 by EddieG