Summer Transfer Window Thread 2015

[Lineker]

I remember Clinton Morrison doing this also.

[METALMAN]

More people should wear weird shirt numbers and go and play in less fancied leagues just for the money or the hell of it.

While I'm at it, more keepers should take penalties and free kicks.

These are basically my ideal Football Manager conditions. Having a great player in a weird league, goalies taking the penalties and someone is wearing the 99 jersey.

It makes me want to start a new FM game in a silly country at a rich club and go a banana.

I used to always make players on CM 01/02 that had been caught taking drugs wear the number 50 shirt. I found it amusing, but I also had a remarkably boring childhood.

Edited July 8, 2015 by metalman

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

 

 

I am delighted.

[MDK]

Tobes?!

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

[Colly]

Any truth to the rumour that the club shop folk can't spell his surname so they're just sticking 'Tobes' on the back?

[Baddar]

RVP is off to Fenerbahce.

[Carlos Carvalhal]

Sheffield Wednesday sign winger Marco Matias from Nacional on a four-year deal. Scored 21 goals in all competitions last year in 42 games. Only Jackson Martinez scored more in the Portuguese league last year. Impressed.

[DavidMarrio]

I am delighted.

No lean, shit photo. 

[Plubby]

Any truth to the rumour that the club shop folk can't spell his surname so they're just sticking 'Tobes' on the back?

Highly likely, they couldn't properly center "Lloris" on my keeper's shirt when I was there.

[stokeriño]

"We just call him Tobes, we just call him Toooobes... Alderweireld, we just call him Tobes."

[stokeriño]

Oh Fiorentina, you provide me with much-needed entertainment this transfer window:

The Viola have asked Chelsea for the €1 million they already paid [as a loan extension fee for Salah]...

Makes sense to refund that. Fair play!

...plus an additional €3m as a ‘prize' for helping the club increase his value.

Ahahaha, fuck off.  

[Plubby]

"We just call him Tobes, we just call him Toooobes... Alderweireld, we just call him Tobes."

That's silly. If we could sing that, we wouldn't call him Tobes :\

[stokeriño]

Nonsense. That's exactly the song we have for Azpilicueta. We can all say Azpilicueta, but we'll still just call him Dave.

[Plubby]

Well, yes, but Azpilicueta is easy to say. Alderweireld...wtf?! 

[Kyle]

Al-dar-wer-ald is the pronunciation Wiki is telling me, Larz may have a better pronunciation though. >_>

[Rich]

So you are saying Dutch and Belgain are the same thing?

 

Racist!

[Kyle]

So you are saying Dutch and Belgain are the same thing?

 

Racist!

Wikipedia's the racist, not me. 

Also, he did start his career at Ajax. >_>

[EddieG]

So you are saying Dutch and Belgain are the same thing?

 

Racist!

[Rich]

American is not a thing in language

Stop being wrong!

 

Also the Flemish make much better pancakes than the Dutch

 

Though I do like the Dutch penchant for mayo covered chips