Summer Transfer Window Thread 2015

[EddieG]

Pancakes? Ours are so much better. They do make better waffles though, and crepes.

[Nerf]

I've always said "Al-der-vy-reld."

[Baddar]

I've heard commentators use Al-der-weir-eld so I tend to use that.

Or at least, I used to. It'll be Tobes from now on. 

[Dan]

[Adam]

I've always pronounced it Al-der-vay-reld. You know, until the Tobes thing happened.

[GoGo Yubari]

 

Tobes has got ya covered.

[METALMAN]

If I ever deign to be a football manager I will only have players without sleeve tattoos in my team.

Edited July 9, 2015 by metalman

[Gazz]

That's 95% of players.

[Cymbols]

So Villa have signed Mark Bunn and sold Tony Moon today.

[FLiam]

Twitter rumours of a Benzema to Arsenal transfer are heating up, and Twitter is always right....right? 

[TCO]

Cabaye to Palace is a DONE DEAL. Still surprised by that one, he deserves so much better than playing for Crystal Palace at this point in his career.

[Baddar]

Pards has done well there.

[Plubby]

News like this makes me want to sing...sing....SING~!

A long, long time ago

I still remember how this signing would make Gazz smile.

But I knew if he had half a chance

Yohan would dash back home, just for the cash

Maybe that'd make him happy...for a while.

 

Now February will see Gazz shiver,

Each year here on, fresh pain delivered

Bad memories sprung to mind

For all the toon and their kind

 

We all stood by while Colly cried

He sat in despair, his reality denied.

His heart was clattered deep inside

The day, the two-footer died.

 

So bye-bye Mr Yohan Cabaye

Doesn't matter, who he clatters, with that Gazz-swooning smile

He's going back home, where the wage is sky-high

Singing "I'm never coming back to Tyneside!

I'm never coming back to Tyneside."

OK, so maybe he'll go back to Tyneside once.

[Jimmy]

Sorry Gazz  

But, on the bright side. 

BREAKING: Sky Sources: PSV accept bid in region of £14.5m from Newcastle for Wijnaldum. #SSNHQ

Edited July 10, 2015 by Jimmy

[Lineker]

Ha, Palace are sponsored by Mansion now,  unlucky. 

[DavidMarrio]

Cabaye to Palace is a DONE DEAL. Still surprised by that one, he deserves so much better than playing for Crystal Palace at this point in his career.

Based off the past few seasons it's a step up from Newcastle 

[TCO]

Cabaye to Palace is a DONE DEAL. Still surprised by that one, he deserves so much better than playing for Crystal Palace at this point in his career.

Based off the past few seasons it's a step up from Newcastle 

Edited July 10, 2015 by TCO

[Lineker]

Apparently McLaren has banned swearing and all.

[Lineker]

Shay Given is off to Stoke to serve as Jack Butland's deputy. 

[DavidMarrio]

Cabaye to Palace is a DONE DEAL. Still surprised by that one, he deserves so much better than playing for Crystal Palace at this point in his career.

Based off the past few seasons it's a step up from Newcastle 

As great as that is, he's moving from PSG though. When he left Newcastle he could've walked into the Arsenal and Man United team, really surprised either didn't make a move then. He made a poor choice and made the move to the wrong club at the wrong time.

I still love the beautiful bastard and it's an amazing signing for Palace, it's just not where he should be playing.

Newcastle are also expected to complete a deal for Aleksandar Mitrovic alongside Wijnaldum today. Very happy with those two, Joel Matip, Charlie Austin and a few more now please!

 

Its a great signing for Palace. But I do agree he could have went to better teams. Perhaps he wanted to work with Pardew again or be part of a challenge in helping push Palace up a level. With a few signings they could be a top 10 team.