The Best MLS Season Ever Thread (2016 obviously)

[MDK]

That Castillo fella isn't too bad

[Meacon Keaton]

Only a matter of time before Dallas slips one in.

I hate this team.  

[MDK]

Bloody hell, how much space did he have then?

[Meacon Keaton]

You don't know what you've gotten yourself into, Myke. :/ 

[MDK]

1 minute ago, Meacon said:

You don't know what you've gotten yourself into, Myke. :/ 

I'm an Orient fan! I know heartache.

[Meacon Keaton]

Fabinho not getting it done in the offensive side of things either. 

[MDK]

I missed that bit because I went out for a fag

Fucking hell, Zimmermans eye

[Meacon Keaton]

1-0 down at half isn't too bad, considering it could easily be 3-0. It would be nice to see us mount something resembling an offensive attack this half though. 6 to 1 shots on goal isn't going to cut it.

[MDK]

Yeah, it could have been a cricket score if it wasn't for some desperate defending and the keeper making a few good saves. The defence need a damn good slapping tho.

[Meacon Keaton]

#InBlakeWeTrust

[MDK]

Union don't look so bad when they actually get the ball on the deck and play to feet.

[Meacon Keaton]

And Fabinho fucking up causes another goal. Wonderful.

[MDK]

Oh bloody hell. Fabinho has had a shocker

[Meacon Keaton]

I hope @Rocky Horror Szumi Show is out enjoying his Sunday afternoon.

[MDK]

On the bright side Blake has had a good game in net and there was some nice passing play this half.

[Meacon Keaton]

Yeah, I've been happy with Blake's play. Back line was as bad as I assumed it'd be coming into the season.

And they're calling on the stretcher for Castillo. That's a shame after the day he's had.

[MDK]

I missed that happened. Le Toux just had a great chance there.

[Szumi]

5 hours ago, Meacon said:

I hope @Rocky Horror Szumi Show is out enjoying his Sunday afternoon.

Was in Philly suburbs last night, worked hungover all evening... Still better than watching us get manhandled!

[HailtotheYo]

FCD FCD FCD !!!!  Union actually didn't play too badly outside of Fabinho.  Blake did look really good, and the attack will click much better when Barnetta is available.  That said, Mauro Diaz is freaking glorious!!!

Seattle looked decent enough and Oriel was having a great match until he decided to go both feet studs up into a tackle.  Frei had a shocker on the goal though.  SKC did well enough without Feilhaber out there.

 

GOALS EVERYWHERE HOLY SHIT!!!!

 

This was a fun as hell opening weekend, and Mike Magee is apparently still the Highlander

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

*checks results*

Yay, my new team won! And I know one of the scorers! 

Ignacio Piatti was the surprise best player of my MLS team on Ultimate Team last year, my love for Montreal Impact just went up about 30%.