Summer Transfer Window 2017

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

Nearly all of them are shit though.

[MDK]

2 minutes ago, Cherrycode Bang said:

Nearly all of them are shit though.

[Rich]

1 hour ago, MDK said:

This post is a load of bollocks

[The Lusophone]

Chelsea have matched United's bid for Lukaku.

[Rich]

[The Lusophone]

I entirely agree with the contents of posted image.

[Baddar]

United have now announced officially that a fee has been agreed with Everton and an announcement will be made in due course, so it looks like the Lukaku deal is done!

[DFF]

Beeb are saying United won the bidding war. Believed to be £75m up front and up to £15m in add ons. 

[Lineker]

 

And Phil Neville is insisting that his Instagram post is legit.

[stokeriño]

This Lukaku thing reeks of Chelsea being like "It's okay, we have all summer to do this...OH SHIT WE DON'T HAVE ALL SUMMER OH FUCK"

[Lineker]

 

[Lineker]

Everton defender Tyias Browning has joined Sunderland on a season-long loan deal.

[Lineker]

'Arry has said that he wants to bring Robbie Keane to Birmingham. You literally can't make this up  

[King Ellis]

TBF, Birmingham City was always his dream club.

[Hobo]

He ruled out signing for Shamrock Rovers a while ago. He was training with them for a bit. I was secretly hoping he would join them and finish his career actually playing for his local team, even though they weren't his local team when he actually lived in Dublin. It would have been very Robbie Keane.

 

[Adam]

Forget Lukaku, Rooney is coming home!

@MDK why aren't you a donator!?

[MDK]

7 minutes ago, Adam said:

Forget Lukaku, Rooney is coming home!

@MDK why aren't you a donator!?

Well it run out and I haven't got around to donating again. And after the palava of last time who knows how long it will take  

[Adam]

8 minutes ago, MDK said:

Well it run out and I haven't got around to donating again. And after the palava of last time who knows how long it will take  

It better not take long, there is a noticeable void in the

Spoiler

secret place. hushhushwinkwink

 

[Colly]

Metalman?

[Baddar]

Latest on the Dani Alves saga is that he's turned down Man City and will sign for PSG instead.